Monday, 10 February 2014

Hearty Heart Benches for Valentine's Day


It's Heart Awareness month. Did you know that?


As February 14th has rolled around again, there are hearts everywhere. This is Fiona, posing on her delicate white bench with her pretty green eyes and a heart to give away. 

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/StudioDadaBg 

Like my imaginary friend Miggy, she is hoping with all her heart to avoid the Bench of the Unknown Husband.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/anniemole/

My heart is not in it this year so I have asked for help from Ursula, our Unicorn in Residence here in Fribble-under-Par. Ursula is well qualified, having edited the previous post about romantic white benches.



Today she's all decked out in hearts, but Ursula, I want you to avoid the V word in this post. 

Ursula: People will be very disappointed. They have their hearts set on seeing some lovely Valentine benches. 

I know, but I'm heartily sick of V-Day already. 

I don't know about where you are, but here in Fribble all the benches seem to be wearing their hearts on their sleeves.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/add1sun/


Ursula: Some of the benches clearly have a heart.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/yaybenches/


And some of them go right to the heart of the matter.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/girdafi/ 

It's all to do with you-know-what day.

Even Mae West is getting into the spirit of red-heart lip benches.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/workfromtheheart/


This time of year people just seem to let their hearts rules their heads. 



Everywhere I go I keep seeing heart-felt couples on benches, or les amoureux des bancs publics, as they say in France. 



Some of them seem to be having a heart-to-heart . . .  

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Couple_on_Bench

and some of them rock up on a kissing bench, rocking and kissing to their heart's content.

www.modernconvenience.com

Ursula: You should take heart from this sort of thing.

I'm long past the point of snogging on a public bench. 

The Spinsters 1927, Erik Henningsen


My heart is set against it. Because last year I poured out my heart about Mungo and His Excellency, my two husbands. Somehow I found it in my heart to tell the story of how I met them, and then later I gave a hearty account of the two of them and their workbenches. 

Now I feel like my balloon is about to burst. 


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/KPAJCollectibles

Try not to lose heart. 

What about you, Ursula? Did any hearts come your way on V-Day?




Well, I nearly had heart failure when I got this mysterious download from someone in the 17th century.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/thepixelprince 



Who's it from? Richard the Lionhearted? Or Coeur de Lion, if you'll pardon my French.

I'm hoping it's from Doctor Skill. He's such a heart-throb! I've fancied him since 1678. 


Dr. Skill from John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress, 1678


Be careful here, Ursula. You know that Dr. Skill likes to do a lot of heart-searching; he doesn't like to rush into things. 

Too long a sacrifice doesn't make a stone of the heart in my case.

Mine neither. I have a wooden heart.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/mtsofan/

Sometimes my heart feels like it has been carved up when I see people defacing benches. 


http://www.flickr.com/photos/aricee/


Another way to think of this is that it's a declaration of love. Not vandalism, but love! 

You're very generous, Ursula. 

Daft, but generous.

Let's look at the lovely cards and presents people get for their sweethearts.

You're pulling on my heartstrings here, Ursula. Who's first?

Mikey and The Octopus Girl. Here they are at their wedding last summer. 



I can guess that Mikey the Mariner has been breaking a lot of hearts. He always had a mermaid in every port.

Ursula: Not so now. He got this heartistic bench for his wife when he was in California.


www.unknownmami.com

"I didn't leave my heart in San Francisco," he said."It's here with you."

Ahhhhhhh. 

Then there's Tamsin and Garcon Orange





Though he may look menacing, Garcon has a heart of orange gold.





 He put his heart and soul into finding this romantic card for Tamsin.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/VintageVendor 

By the way, why hasn't Tamsin found a name for her baby yet? He's seven months old and everyone is still calling him Baby. 






If he had a name like Har-T he could join the Fribble Agro gang when he gets older. 

Don't upset yourself about it, Seashell. You'll get heartburn.

I heard that Lord Brassica's horse Tonks has recently lost his heart to a little filly in Drizzly.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/bellybuttongirl/ 


Yes, he bought her this card and learned every word by heart so he could recite it to her at the gymkhana on Friday.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/chloescraftsuk 

What about Innocent?  

Innocent received nothing at all from her husband Root, though she didn't take it to heart since no one expects anything from Root. 

I happen to know that heartless Root spent February 14th having a few bottles of champagne, beer, whisky and cider in the garden with PC Willy Wyme.




Meanwhile, Innocent's hart was gebroken not to receive anything from Studio Joop in Overbearing in Holland

With all her hart she wanted to hear from Joop.

He designed this heart-stopping onesie for her.




All this love talk is heart-breaking. 

You can see why I have a black heart about February 14th.



Mark Carroll Photography at http://www.flickr.com/photos/markstephen/


I hope you'll have a change of heart about Valentine's Day.

Benches are close to my heart, of course. 

I would love to have received a bench from my imaginary husband Mungo.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Canvaspix

I'll bet this is a bench after your own heart?


 http://www.flickr.com/photos/photographyphreakgirl/

Yes, I'd love to have got this from His Excellency but I knew in a heartbeat he wouldn't buy it.

Why not?

Because he's heart-rendingly mean with money. 

In fact, my heart was in my boots when I realised that His Excellency forgot to get me anything at all, not even a card.

My heart goes out to you, Seashell. What did you do?

I couldn't help but remind him what Lady Jessica got from Lord Brassica. 




A garden bench, a basket of flowers, an unlimited credit card, and a week at a fat camp spa. Also a renewal of her yearly subscription to Young Male Readers dot com. 

What did His Excellency say?

"My heart bleeds for her," he said. And then he offered to buy me a week at a spa fat camp.

This has made us somewhat estranged over the February 14th week-end.



"My heart has turned to stone," I told him.

"I think you'll find it's steel," he said.

Either way, we weren't speaking.


Young Man in Black, Girl in White 1919, Nils Dardel


But then he turned up with these exquisite little bench earrings and a heartfelt apology.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/emmanuelaGR

So his heart was in the right place all along?

More or less.

What about your imaginary husband? 

Here is what I got from Mungo. 




Lovely! A card and a little white bench. What did the card say?

"Cross my heart, I made it myself."

And what did you say?

I said Eat your heart out, Lady Brassica. 



http://www.flickr.com/photos/sipety/

Credits

As regular readers of Benchsite will know, I am lucky enough to have two husbands. One is Mungo, my imaginary husband. I lost my heart to him when we met in Las Vegas. It all happened so fast. My real husband is His Excellency and though he kind of messed up Valentine's Day this year, last year he was an excellent Valentine. Both men are excellent in their different ways, as shown through their woodworking skills

Fiona is one of the miniature dolls made at Studio Dada in Sofia, Bulgaria. Isn't she stunning? Studio Dada makes miniature dolls and angels, pin buttons, and other tiny pieces of joy https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/StudioDadaBg   

Annie Mole photographed the Unknown Husband bench. She is Head of Social Media for Great British Chefs and she lives in London where she keeps the  Annie Mole - London Underground Tube Diary She is webmaster of Going Underground and its companion blog about travelling on the London Underground  london-underground.blogspot.com.   Her Flickr photostream is at  http://www.flickr.com/photos/anniemole/

Besides being a Valentine girl and an incurable romantic about love and white benches, Ursula is also a peace campaigner. Here she is chanting Peace Bench slogans for International Peace Day last year. 



Addison Berry (add1sun) is very well travelled. Her photo sets reveal great adventures throughout Europe, and a few benches. The hearts one was photographed  along the Sankt Jørgens Sø in Copenhagen in 2009.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/add1sun/  

Yay Benches make mosaic concrete benches.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/yaybenches/   Cats, dogs, bones, flowers, lizards - they make benches of every kind. They're enthusiastic about the art making process and each bench they make is done with a lot of laughter. They have even had to make a rule about no laughing while moving heavy concrete. And they say "Yay!!" all the time which explains the name.  

Janis lives in Vienna  http://www.flickr.com/photos/girdafi/  She took the photo of the Styrian heart bench in Bad Gleichenberg, a historic health resort in South East Austria. This is the Green Heart of Austria, which inspired the bench. As far as I can tell with my limited knowledge of German, the bench won a design prize in 2011 www.steiermark.com/b2b/de/betriebe-regionen-service/herzbank

What does Ruben Ras make from lego? Anything. Creatures, vehicles, people, spaceships, pubs, steampunk, modular houses and, more to the point, Salvador Dali's Mae West Lips Bench. Ruben is a primary school teacher who works from the heart at his home in Urk in the Netherlands. He's in Lego Dutchies, Lego Freaks, and other appreciative Flickr Lego groups http://www.flickr.com/photos/workfromtheheart/

Kevin Lucius is a graphic designer who runs Lucius Art from a tiny apartment in Chicago. He loves working with old textures, animals, and vintage design elements to produce vintage-inspired animal art and city art. She Thought of Love is an original illustration from a vintage art print.  https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LuciusArt

Maria Stableford is a designer, illustrator, and home crafter. Her designs have been explored through her love of Cambridge, England, especially visits to the Fitzwilliam museum, universities and the Cambridge Botanical gardens. She also loves the boating life on the River Cam, which meanders through the heart of the beautiful city. The Lover's Bench, set in the Botanical Gardens, is an original drawing made into a greeting card.   https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/AngelCakespottednewt

For a fabuous film of love on French benches, accompanied by a song by Georges Brassens, see Les Amoureux des Bancs Publics at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eztSYUFUe8I

The sculpture Couple on a Bench is from Jalisco in Mexico. This couple have been together a long time - since  200 B.C. - A.D. 500 it seems. They are a burnished red-slipped ceramic sculpture from The Proctor Stafford Collection, purchased with funds provided by Mr. and Mrs. Allan C. Balch (M.86.296.91). This file is in the public domain because it has been released by the Los Angeles County Museum of Art www.lacma.org with its "Public Domain High Resolution Image Available" mark. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Couple_on_Bench_LACMA_M.86.296.91.jpg?uselang=en-gb

The bright red Kissing Jim Rocker is by Didi Dunphy in her Modern Convenience studio at www.modernconvenience.com Didi likes to bring play and free time into home decor. Her Recess line reintroduces play through sculptural furnishings which bring the free-time concept of Recess indoors. The Kissing Jim Conversational Seat is modelled after the Victorian courting chair, which allows two people to sit face to face comfortably, promoting conversation, meaningful gazing and who knows what else. Kissing Jim is made from powder-coated aluminum or, as we say in Britain, aluminium

Danish artist Erik Henningsen (1855-1930) was a master of Social Realism. In 1927 he painted The Spinsters, long past their own days of young love on a public bench. In other paintings he depicts the difficulties of the poor, wounded, unemployed, and socially isolated. He's one of my favourites among the Nordic Realists.

KPAJCollectibles in Minneapolis make great custom items like the Apple iPhone Custom Case of the Emo girl with a heart balloon and bench. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/KPAJCollectibles  The case is a white plastic snap-on; it's durable, strong and stylish. Besides a huge assortment of iPhone cases, they also make dog tags and zippo lighters.    

Richard the Lionheart was born in 1157 in Oxford, the son of King Henry II and Eleanor of Aquitaine. At 16 he commanded his own army and in France he was known as the coeur de lion because of his courage and military leadership. On the death of his father, Richard was King of England from 1189 until his own death in 1199. 

Dr. Skill first appeared in the Feelgood Medical Benches last year. He certainly made Ursula feel good. Dr. Skill is from The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan, first published in 1678.

The wood bench with the little red heart in the corner is by John, aka MTSOfan.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/mtsofan/   John is a pastor who says that photography isn't just a hobby; it's his attempt at sanity, a diversion in a life with much responsibility, and also a way of looking at the world. 

RachelEllen is from Michigan. Her photostream contains lovely photos of people, places, animals and plants. And yes, a few benches, including the much-loved wooden bench into which lots of people have carved their declarations of love. Not vandalism - LOVE.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/aricee/

Mikey the Mariner is the editor of the ever-popular Sea Benches post. He has a history of mermaid lovers and a girl in every port. This seems to have changed now that he is married to The Octopus Girl, who has eight interchangeable limbs. For the story of their meeting and marriage last summer, have a look at the Scottish weddings

The gorgeous yellow hearts bench is at the corner of Irving and 6th in San Francisco. It was photographed by Claudya Martinez, who describes herself as a Latina mom blogger. She has a very entertaining blog about what she gets up to on Sundays  www.unknownmami.com/2013/01/lovers-bench-sundays-in-my-city.html  This was one of the first romantic benches to catch my eye and I'm very pleased to have it here.  It also featured in last year's blog about how I met Mungo in Las Vegas


Tamsin and Garcon Orange have been together since last summer and they are now engaged. Tamsin was previously engaged to the heartless Root, son of Lord and Lady Brassica, but happily, she saw sense at the very last minute. Tamsin has a baby of rather mysterious origins. It arrived on her wedding day last July and she maintains that the stork brought it. Other Fribble residents aren't so sure: some think it might be a bit Orange while others think it is a future Lord Brassica. Either way, she finally gave him a name after seeing Emily's well-engineered bridge benches.

Vintage Vendor in California makes vintage and antique paper goodies, pretty 1920 holiday postcards, Victorian trade cards and other Victorian paper from the late 1800's. They also specialize in vintage collectible buttons, particularly 1940's realistics, moonglows, kiddie buttons and beautiful antique buttons that are over 100 years old. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/VintageVendor  

It's the Year of the Horse so I am making a concerted effort to give horses a high profile on Benchsite. The horse couple sitting on a bench look happy but it doesn't end well for them; the next photo shows him sitting alone  http://www.flickr.com/photos/bellybuttongirl/   Bronwen Hyde, aka bellybuttongirl, is a fine art photographer originally from Australia, currently based in London.  http://www.bronwenhyde.com  She has had two solo exhibitions in Melbourne, and considerable success in various art competitions. She recently undertook a one month artist residency at Hospitalfield in Arbroath, Scotland, to create images to complete her series interior / exterior, and to find new directions with her self-portraiture and photography in general. 

Chloescrafts in Kelty, Scotland makes personalised papercut greetings cards and wall art for every occasion. The Love Song bench scene kit is a personalised kit with the lyrics or verse of your choice. The printed lyrics are the background to the papercut bench, grass, tree and lamppost. Instructions are given for making this into a highly personal Valentine's, wedding or anniversary gift.     https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/chloescraftsuk 

The Pixel Prince, from Hollywood, Florida, is the creation of husband and wife duo, Kenny and Rene, started in late 2009. They create one-of-a-kind inspirational, funny, customizable original illustrations for homes and offices. Kenny is a self taught artist with formal training in Computer Science while Rene holds the title of Accountant, Organizer, Fact checker, Craft extraordinaire, Auditor etc…etc. The downloadable printable bench art is one of their many products, which includes moustache art prints, world maps, photo pinback , key chains, art prints, buttons, posters, and yes,  digital downloadable printable art   https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/thepixelprince    

Root and Innocent were married last summer in a Scottish-themed wedding. Here they are on their not very romantic wedding night.




Root has carried on as before, being drunk and disorderly on every bench in Fribble and Drizzly. Innocent, however, has pursued a career in modelling, having been discovered by Joop from Overbearing in Holland. Studio Joop is well known amongst fashionistas for Joop's avant garde designs, such as the Downton Abbey Servant's Dress modelled by Innocent for the Autumn Collection.  As for marriage, it has to be said that heartless Root and innocent? Innocent are not a very well matched couple.

The black heart bench is from Mark Carroll, who lives in Dallas, Texas. At Mark Carroll Photography he is inspired by architecture and city life and there are loads of beautiful towns and cities in his photo sets.  He likes a good nature scene too, so there are also plenty of skies and sea. And happily, there are benches everywhere http://www.flickr.com/photos/markstephen/

Bart is from Deventer in the Netherlands. He makes affordable, top quality canvas prints, including subjects like chillis, waterfalls, pinwheels, sunsets, cows, and the mosaic bench with a heart. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Canvaspix  Bart's etsy profile tells me that there are 3,642 members of the very creative Netherlands etsy community. I am lucky enough to keep meeting them when I find brilliant Dutch images for Benchsite

PhotographyPhreakGirl photographed the twin heart benches. Her photostream contains lots of lovely photographs of cats, and also the King of Prussia Mall in Pennsylvania. As someone who looks at thousands of images, I can honestly say that nowhere else have I seen photos of the King of Prussia Mall.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/photographyphreakgirl/

Lady Jessica Brassica is the wife of Lord Brassica of Drizzly here on Paradise Island. She has long been a stylish fashion icon but of late she has let herself go. It all started with a new year's eve party and a debacle about a dress






Throughout the Blue Mondays of January Lady Jess consoled herself with the avalanche of chocolates she got for Christmas. As a result, she is now a similar size to my imaginary friend Miggy. Maybe this is no bad thing?

Lady Brassica at Christmas
Lady Brassica now 


The beautiful angular statue, Couple on Seat, is in Cabot Square at Canary Wharf, London. It's one of many by British sculptor Lynn Chadwick (1914-2003), made in 1984 in the tradition of Henry Moore. Chadwick began his career as an architectural draughtsman but after World War II he took up sculpture. His work is now exhibited at Lypiatt Sculpture Park near Stroud in Gloucestershire. This photograph is by Sludgegulper in 2010 and although I first saw it on Wikicommons, it also appears in his Flickr photostream at http://www.flickr.com/photos/sludgeulper/  


The wonderful painting of the Young Man in Black, Girl in White was made in 1919 by Swedish artist Nils Dardel (1888-1943). The girl is Nita Wallenberg, daughter of a wealthy Swedish banking family. Nita met the artist in Japan in 1917 and  they became secretly engaged but her father did not care for bohemian artists and put an end to the relationship. This painting sold for £445,250 in 2012. 


The pretty bench earrings with a little heart are made by Emmanuela Alevizopoulou in Thessaloniki in Greece.  https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/emmanuelaGR  I am partial to Greece, having been there many times, including last year on a bench-finding mission. Her shop, Art in Silver, sells her handmade jewelry, including sterling silver fashion rings, earrings, bracelets, brooches & pins, necklaces, pendants & monogram necklaces. The metals used are silver, bronze and copper. They are decorated with semi precious stones, pearls, corals, leather, feathers, enamel and other natural materials. Whenever the designs and the construction conditions allow it, sterling silver parts are plated with rhodium or 24K gold so they don't tarnish and they are more resistant to shocks and distortions.   

Dmitry Sipety lives in Moscow and works in finance. His photostream contains photos from Istanbul, Spain, New York, Italy, and elsewhere. The black and white ones are brilliant too. Sipety photographed the lovely red bench in front of a house in Brienz, Switzerland in 2010. The house was all decked out with red hearts, which look stunning against the old wood. Seeing this photo really warms the cockles of my heart (as probably no one at all ever says in Ireland). 









Saturday, 1 February 2014

Seeing Red - Benches for February


It's February and I'm seeing red. 

http://www.turenscape.com/english/projects/


This time of year even the benches get decked out in red. 


http://www.flickr.com/photos/edith/



Are you wearing red? I am. I bought this jacket on ebay for $35. Apparently it was only worn once.




I can see why.

Hello, Eddie. It's a red letter day! 

You need to introduce me and show my picture.




This is Eddie, my Inner Editor, who just happens to be a primate. 

Eddie, did you know that Benchsite is tens years old and we've hit over 250,000 page views!

Not interested. I'm riding my goose down to the deli to get some breakfast.



https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LuciusArt



It's too late for breakfast. It's working hours now and we need to get started. 

These brilliant red benches are like a red rag to a bull for red-blooded bench people like me.


my photo, LAAC Museum, Dunkirk

Get on and show them then. Don't send readers off on a red herring.

Eddie and I have a difficult relationship. He really messed up my September calendar by putting dates in that didn't belong. 

Eddie: You were using the Julian calendar - that's soooo 1751.

We did the previous Blue Benches together and we got along reasonably well. 

But last year our relationship broke down in the middle of the Red Benches. 




I had to fold that story up and put it away, like this sofa that comes in a backpack.


http://www.chairblog.eu/2011/11/15/built-to-resist-sofa

So let's start again, shall we?


www.fruitylemonade.blogspot.com


Welcome to the Red Bench post, where I want to (red) alert you to some red-hot benches.

Maybe we could agree right now to lose the puns? 

I think you're right about that, Eddie. 

We'll start with these bright red benches at Schiphol Airport Station near Amsterdam.


http://stoolsampler.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/amsterdam


I notice that the caption for this says stoolsampler. It's not really a stool sample as we know it.

That's because stool literally means stool in Dutch. 

So I'm expected to speak Dutch now?

No, but while we're on the subject, here is a lovely bench in Antwerp.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/vainsang/

Antwerp is in Belgium.

Yes, I know. But it's close enough. They speak Flemish, which is . . .

I don't need a lesson in geography. Could we keep to the subject please. 

Alright. 

Here is den røde benken with a message in Norwegian.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/erlingsi/with/12027115456/


Norwegian now too. What's next - Japanese?

I think you can work out that den røde benken means the red bench in Norwegian.

I'm expected to be multi-lingual and all for the same lousy pay.

Eddie, the details of your employment contract are private. 

And I'm trying to keep the thread of the story here.


www.olagiertz.se

This Thread Bench by Swedish designer Ola Giertz is just amazing. It's the sort of thing I'd love to get for Christmas. 

Santa, are you listening?



http://www.flickr.com/photos/legup2p/



Jewelry is a nice present too. And with Valentine's Day coming up,
here's a lovely little silver man sitting on a red bench.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/YAELandTAL

He's going to regret sitting there.

Why's that?
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/YAELandTAL

Oh, I see what you mean.

Et maintenant, La France. 

Une banc rouge dans les jardins du Manoir d'Eyrignac en Dordogne - et voilà!




http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eyrignac_Manor

Here are two reasons why you should not be using French:

1. This is an English-speaking blog and you are likely to send your readers away to Google Translator, from which they will never return 

2. your French is rubbish 

D'accord.

But anyway, this is a Louis XIV banquette, which was a wedding present from Lord and Lady Brassica to their son Root. 


https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:N%C2%B0746-12_banquette

Root's wife Innocent took it back to the shop and exchanged it for this little red bench. 



She kept the change, which was in the tens of thousands I gather. So far no one has noticed the new bench. 

They're probably looking at Innocent's hotpants. 

Yes. Hotpants are going to be hot this spring. Eddie, did you notice that I resisted the temptation to say red hot? 


By the way, my dialogue in this post is pink. It ought to be red.

I don't use red. Too much like school. Reminds me of teachers writing 

could do better


You could do better though. Most of your work is appalling. It shows little effort, a lack of imagination and poor skills. You could do better if you 

Thank you, Eddie. 

Now back to the Brassicas. It is rumoured that Lady B has a throne at Drizzly Manor. It's right next to her replica mall apparently.


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chateau_de_Versailles 

But since the debacle at new year, Lady B seems to be letting herself go. 




I'm pretty sure this used to be Miggy's jumper. 

Before Miggy outgrew it.

Is this relevant to red benches though? 

No, it's just malicious gossip.

To the other side of the world then. 

Here is a cheerful bench from New Mexico which gives a bright, southwesterly feel to the story.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Visenhowerphoto

This lovely red bench is set against a backdrop of the mountains.




There's something weird about these mountains. 

And here we are in Lithuania, chalking up another red bench.


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Red_bench



This bench looks orange to me. And you're doing that thing that I complained about before.

What's that, Eddie?

That Here is one bench, here is another bench thing. It bores people to tears.

Sorry, Eddie. Maybe I should bring in a cute little dog to liven things up?





That is a cheap trick. No one will fall for it.

How about a cat then?



This smacks of desperation.

You could practice your German here, Eddie. Looking at the photo above, can you guess what roter kater auf roter bank means? 

I am not paid to translate German.

I'll give you a hint: kater means cat and bank means bench. 

Does the phrase sprechen Sie mit der Pfote mean anything to you?







No, I will not speak to the paw. 

You're trying to dodge the issue.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TailgateGuy 

I just want to avoid the red tape and show some great red benches. 

I caught you red-handed in a pun there. 

Sorry, I'm snowed under with red benches.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/53482954@N00/

I'm going out for elevensies. 

Starbucks I suppose?


http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/perfectly-punctuated-benches


Whatever. 

I'll be about an hour.

An hour for elevensies? You must be joking. Your contract allows one fifteen minute break. 

You've just got time to go out and get a cappucino.




Or a tomato bench.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudebigdog/


I don't eat tomatoes.

Well, a banana bench then. 



http://www.flickr.com/photos/imjustwalkin/6849110336/

It's not red. 

True.

Source unknown


It's very appealing though.

www.wamhouse.pl 

I see what you mean. Looks good enough to eat. 

By the way, Eddie, did you know that the term Red Bench means a place for conversation? 

I think you have confused me with someone who cares.

Faust and Marguerite found this lovely red bench for a quiet chat in the garden.

 
http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/james-tissot/faust-and-marguerite-in-the-garden


Is this before or after he made his pact with the devil?

I see you know your opera, Eddie. 

Certainly. I went to a red-brick university.

So did I. But I know nothing about opera. We were just up, up and away in those days, if you know what I mean.



http://www.h220430.jp



This looks orange to me.

No, it's from Japanese designer Satoshi Itasaka and it's actually called 
赤い風船

No kidding.

The Red Balloon.

I can't argue with that. 

Now, as I was saying, there are an awful lot of organisations called Red Bench. 

Here is a logo from a company which helps people to organize their businesses with purpose and passion. 



http://www.aredbench.com/

And here is a direct quote from Betty Sue Flowers : 

"I once had the idea of having a red bench in every corporation. And the red bench would be an invitation to conversations that matter. So if you sat on the red bench, you'd be saying, I'm open to a conversation about . . . something that matters to me."

Heady stuff. Who is Betty Sue Flowers?

She's the one who had the idea of putting red benches in public places so that by sitting on the bench, you are signalling to others that you are open to a conversation. 

A conversation about what?

Something that really matters. 

My pay and conditions?

No, not that.

Benches?


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Benches

Yes. That would count.

Do they have to be red?


www.etsy.com/shop/AnchorMySoul

No, I don't think so. 

A lot of conversations then?

Yes. 

Maybe we could move on without hearing all of them?

Here's another organisation which has Red Bench conversations. 







About what?

Their community. These are people who feel very blessed to live in Austin, Texas.

I'm sure Austin, Texas is very nice. But could we get on with the benches now?

Yes. Here is a picture of a bench in Austin, Texas.


http://krrb.com/

It's not red. 

But it's in Austin, Texas and it's very good quality and it's 95% recycled.

Well, that's something I suppose. But it's not red.

As you can see, there are many, many organisations using the Red Bench concept. Among them, I found . . . 

No, seriously, don't start naming them. 

It's lunchtime and I'm going out. There's a new diner I want to try.

Is this the one?


http://www.flickr.com/photos/ilovememphis/


No. That's in Memphis. Too far. And it looks to me like these benches are pink rather than red. 

Have you been cyberslacking this morning?

What? Looking up les restaurantes in working hours? Moi? 

So where are you going then?




Wow, that's brilliant, Eddie! We'll just finish up this post and I'll come with you.

No chance. I'm out of here now. See you in two hours.

Two hours? Your lunch break is only thirty minutes. 

It's a sliding scale though. Like this bench. It slides back and forth with a bit of leeway in the middle.


http://www.frankwillems.net/


There is no leeway in your contract, Eddie. 

I know. I'm constantly in the red. I haven't even got a dollar to feed my family.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/gerrydincher/

We are getting into a circular argument here.



Yes, we're in a bit of a jam.

How about some Red Bench Jam?


http://www.vermontspecialtyfoods.org/member.php/lid/255

Doesn't sound tasty. Is the jam actually made from benches?

I don't think so. You can get Red Bench Jam in Rupert, Vermont, which is made from blueberries, and strawberries and cranberries and chillis. 

But there are also Red Bench Jam sessions somewhere, at which, I think, you are expected to turn up and make music.

I'm not paid to do that. 

I don't like your attitude, Eddie. You just won't play ball.



©David Hawgood and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons license

I have only one answer to that:


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TypographyTourist


Right. That does it. I've reviewed our professional relationship and I think you need to spend more time with your family.

In other words, I'm putting you on Garden Bench Leave. 

You tried that before. No more fauxpologies. I've had enough. 

Here is a gift bench to show there are no hard feelings.






This is a rubbish bench. The paint is peeling and a plank is missing. And it's NOT RED. 

Take it or leave it, Zoobreath.

You seem to have forgotten what happened last time you tried to fire me.




They were outside my house for weeks.

And you should know that I've written to the president about my contract of employment. 

Oh yeah?

Which president is that? 


I sent him a full report. 

Good heavens! He seems to be reading it in the Red Room of the White House. And on a red bench. 




I'm feeling a bit red-faced here.

Indeed. Some apologetic flowers wouldn't go amiss.

For President Obama? 

No, for me.


www.fififlowers.com


Here you go then. The note on the bench says Will work for Chocolate. 

I will not work for chocolate.

I didn't think you would.

So, do you have any more interesting red benches? By interesting I mean cleverly designed, arty, unique?

I'm glad you asked. Because I was bowled over by this kirv bench made by designer and metalsmith Alex Moore. 



www.mooredesigns.co.uk

That's moore like it. Any moore good ones?

Yes. My favourite red bench is this linear metal bench which winds its way through Red Ribbon Park in Qinhuangdao in China. It's 500 metres long . . . 



http://www.turenscape.com/english/projects/



http://www.turenscape.com/english/projects/


http://www.turenscape.com/english/projects/




. . .  and it lights up at night










Gorgeous. It's a shame it took so long to get here. 

Yes, that's because of you. You keep butting in and I've only shown half the red benches I wanted to show.

Well, red benches are unlucky for some anyway. You need to study your Chinese zodiac. 

I have. I know that red is unlucky in The Year of the Rooster Bench.

And you don't care, do you? Anyway, I'm going off to Cancun for the rest of the winter. Hasta luego. See you in five weeks.

Five weeks! You only have two weeks holiday and you've already used it up for this year.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys. 




Credits 


The beautiful red bench images at the start and end of this post are the Qinhuangdao Red Ribbon Park in Hebei Province in China. The park was designed by Turenscape.com and completed in 2008. The ribbon of red steel bench runs for half a kilometre through the Tanghe River Park, which was created in a derelict area on the edge of an urban area. The aim was to preserve the natural habitat and to create a space for recreation. The work has won the American Society of Landscape Architects award and Condé Nast Traveller magazine called it one of the seven wonders of the architectural world. http://www.turenscape.com/english/projects/project.php?id=336 This and other beautiful Chinese benches features in 2017 The Year of the Rooster Bench

If red isn't your colour, we've got a rainbow of colour choices here on Benchsite. Pretty purple benches? No problem. Orange? We got 'em. There are sunny yellow benches for spring and sparkly gold and silver benches for parties. There are 50 shades of grey and pink benches to coincide with the release of That film. We celebrate holidays like Black Friday. And there are some really depressing blue ones for Blue Monday. For more uplifting, upcycled benches see the green ones at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/recycled-upcycled-repurposed-benches.html


I must take note of ferry benches from now on. The red benches on the Dover to Calais ferry were photographed by Edith Frost in 2006. Edith is a singer songwriter from San Antonio, Texas. She took a solo camping trip last year and her Paradise Canyon set shows a very inviting swimming pond.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/edith/

The photograph of Eddie working at his desk is his favourite picture. He's a great editor but he tries to slip primate pictures into Benchsite posts whenever he can, sometimes ruining my stories. The picture at the end of the post was taken last summer here in Fribble-under-Par. It was exceptionally hot and many of us, including Eddie, enjoyed cooling off in the icy waters of The Plunge. You can see what Eddie got up to in Mexico and then when he came back this autumn, he was up to his monkey business again. I finally gave him a blog of his own. I had to; it's the Year of the Monkey bench

From time to time I make a calendar of bench events, which should be straightforward: you show the dates, you show the benchy events. How hard can it be? In June 2015 I had my best imaginary friend Miggy help me, and all went well, though Migs got bored by the middle of the month. In September 2016 Eddie was the editor. We couldn't even get the dates right and I'm pretty sure Eddie ate Mr. Peanut. Benches on fire, tailgaters, cross-dressing pirates - we had it all.

The bench which is tilted in the middle is in St Rynek, Poznan and was photographed in July 2013 by MOs810. It seems to be advertising Lizamy Ludzi. Ludzi means people but I don't know what Lizamy is, nor how many Lizamy People there are who might want to sit on a collapsed red bench.  
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Bench_St._Rynek%2C_Poznan.jpg?uselang=en-gb


The Built to Resist backpack sofa is an amazing thing. It has loads of pockets and pouches for your stuff, but still manages to foldup as a backpack. It's a 2010 collaboration between backpack makers Eastpak and Belgian designers Quinze and Milan. I saw it on the ever-surprising chairblog.eu 
http://www.chairblog.eu/2011/11/15/built-to-resist-sofa-by-quinze-milan-and-eastpak/



Kevin Lucius is a graphic designer who runs Lucius Art from a tiny apartment in Chicago. He loves working with old textures, animals, and vintage design elements to produce vintage-inspired animal art and city art. I love his work and am pleased to use it here. Monkey riding a Duck is an original illustration from a vintage art print. I think it's a goose rather than a duck but maybe vintage ones look different from modern ones? https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/LuciusArt

The double-backed red sofa/bench is in the wonderful LAAC Modern Art museum in Dunkirk, France. They have a good selection of different kinds of seating, including benches.

The cheerfully welcoming Welcome bench is from Sue, a first grade teacher who strives to organise, simplify and inspire. She has a colourful and creative blog at www.fruitylemonade.blogspot.com

The bright red benches at Schiphol Airport, Amsterdam appeared in 2010 on the blog of Stool Sampler, the coolest sit you can find. Stool Sampler does for stools what I do for benches. In April 2010 the feature was Amsterdam airport and train station seating. All great stuff, which you can see at    http://stoolsampler.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/amsterdam-airport-and-train-station-seating/


The beautiful curvy red bench was photographed by Vincent Brassinne in Borgerhouts, Antwerp in 2009. http://www.flickr.com/photos/vainsang/  Vincent lives in Bruxelles and his photostream is a Grand Tour of Europe. 

Den røde benken from Norway was photographed by Erling Sivertsen, who lives in Volda in Norway. The words above the bench say, in Norwegian, meanings go in all directions. And Erling's photostream has THE most beautiful photographs of Norway. I'm planning to go to Norway and will use his photos as a travel guide. http://www.flickr.com/photos/erlingsi/

The fabulous Thread Bench (2012) is by Ola Giertz, whose studio is in Helsingborg, Sweden. http://www.olagiertz.se/ Ola's designs are characterized by clarity, simplicity and a utilitarian approach. He creates timeless products in which design, material and form are matched in harmonious dimensions and which are designed to meet the needs of the user. He designs furniture, interiors and products. He sees his work as playful and experimental, gently twisting everyday objects and situations, but also materials and manufacturing processes, in new directions. 


Randy Britt (Randiana) lives near Santa Claus, Indiana and this bench was one of the ding dong benches in the Benchsite Christmas post. Randy tells me that Santa Claus is a small town in southern Indiana that was founded some 60 or 70 years ago with one man's dream of building a small "town" specifically based on tales of Santa. Randy admits that the town goes a little over-the-top with decorations for Christmas!  http://www.flickr.com/photos/legup2p/

Yael and Tal's beautiful jewelry has featured many times on Benchsite. They do benches in every colour. They do tiny silver and gold people sitting on benches alone, or in couples. They talk, they read books, they swing from gorgeous dangly earrings. Yael and Tal's unique kinetic jewelry from Israel includes necklaces, bracelets and earrings for people in love. It's Valentine's Day coming up: His Excellency? Mungo?  Please take note.  https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/YAELandTAL



The French red bench was photographed in 2010 in the gardens of Eyrignac Manor in the Dordogne by TwoWings at  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eyrignac_Manor-red_bench.JPG   

The red banquette is French as well. It's a "Sully" Louis XIV-style replica by Ateliers Allot Frères. But can you image Root and Innocent on this bench? Don't bother to send answers on a postcard please.  I saw it on at https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:N%C2%B0746-12_banquette_%22Sully%22_de_style_Louis_XIV_r%C3%A9plique_d%27un_mod%C3%A8le_d%27%C3%A9poque_r%C3%A9alis%C3%A9_par_les_Ateliers_Allot_Fr%C3%A8res_..jpg
banquette

Innocent married Root, the son of Lord and Lady Brassica, last July in a Scottish-themed wedding. The couple received a lot of benches for presents and clearly Innocent did not appreciate the expensive banquette. The cactus sofa was also discarded in the early days of their marriage. I wonder what she did with the bench I gave them?

The Venetian style throne is in the Chateau de Versailles at  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chateau_de_Versailles_2011_Trone_venitien_1.jpg  See Lord Brassica's search for a Right Royal throne for Valentine's Day. And there is clear evidence of Lady Brassica's throne at Drizzly Manor.   

Lady Jessica Brassica is the wife of the Fifth Earl of Drizzly. She has always been extremely fashionable, wearing the styles personally designed for her by Joop from Overbearing in Holland. Now Lady Jess seems to be letting herself go. Besides putting on a lot of weight, she has abandoned her fashion sense and has stopped combing her hair or wearing her earrings.  For the full story of the debacle and everybody's view on it, see the newspaper accounts and fashion Tweets at 
http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/the-silver-and-gold-new-year-debacle.html

Val Isenhower's etsy shop has framed photos and collages, greeting cards and photo tiles. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Visenhowerphoto  Val lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico and her photos radiate all the special colours of the southwest. The red bench shown here is in Madrid, New Mexico. 


The red bench under a chalkboard was photographed in Vilnius, Lithuania in August 2012.  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Red_bench_(7932110410).jpg?uselang=en-gb Its author is Guilluame Speurt, a young French man who spent a year of serious travelling in the lesser-known corners of Europe. Had I but youth enough, and time, that travel year would soon be mine. His travel blog is well worth a look http://mylastdestination.eu/about-guillaume-speurt/ 


The lovely little dog on a red bench is a Yorkshire Malteser mixed breed, photographed by Hansjorg in 2008 and now at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Yorkshire_Malteser_Mix.jpg
We love dog benches here on Benchsite; http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/dog-bench-days-of-august.html


The German cat on a red bench was photographed in 2010 by 4028mdk09 http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wei%C3%9F-roter_Kater_auf_roter_Bank.JPG   For more cat benches see Meredith's post for World Cat Day.

Todd in Oshkosh, Wisconsin is The Tailgate Guy. He has built 25 benches from tailgates of various kinds and they're sold on etsy at https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TailgateGuy  The Dodge and all sorts of others are on his Facebook page, where you can see the whole process from tailgate to bench www.facebook.com/tailgateguy  

Hugh Gray is a master plumber from Kilmarnock in Scotland. He took the sterling picture of the Stirling red bench in snow in 2010. He's a member of the Bench group on Flickr so there are lots of great photos of Scottish benches http://www.flickr.com/photos/53482954@N00/

I am particularly fond of Edible Benches. The tomato bench is in Rochester, New York, photographed by Rude Big Dog, who lives in Los Angeles and almost always has a camera with him. His photo sets includes lots of delicious-looking food and street scenes of Los Angeles which makes me homesick. The tomato bench was created by Chris Pallace and Kevin Serwacki for Benches on Parade in Rochester in 2010.   http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudebigdog/

St Arbucks is a coffee shop we saw in Wiltshire a couple of years ago. It doesn't look much like the Starbucks we normally see. For a start, there's a fullstop after St. and a capital letter for Arbucks. What a difference punctuation can make! For more perfectly punctuated benches see http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/perfectly-punctuated-benches-for.html


The banana bench was photographed by Matt Green in Gowanus, New York in 2012. Hobo Matt is walking every block of every street in New York City and photographing a lot of great stuff along the way. I wish I had such inspiration available here on Paradise Island. If I were to walk every street in Fribble-under-Par it would take me about three minutes.   http://www.flickr.com/photos/imjustwalkin/6849110336/

The Zjedzony banana chair looks good enough to eat and indeed Zjedzony means eaten in Polish. I won't tell Eddie this though as he'll make a fuss about learning Polish. The Zjedzony chair comes from Wamhouse in Poland www.wamhouse.pl   Wamhouse was established in 2005 by two people - a graphic designer/photographer and a civil engineer. The company is in Chojnice, a small town in northern Poland which is near the inspirational natural setting of the Bory Tucholskie National Park. Wamhouse creates both interiors and furniture, promoting not only the design and the products, but the region they come from. 

Faust and Marguerite in the Garden is by James Tissot (1836-1902), painted in about 1861. It is a feature of all sorts of romantic plays and operas in which Faust makes a pact with the devil; in the German version, Goethe's Marguerite is named Gretchen. Suffice to say, it doesn't work out well for poor Marguerite/Gretchen. (Sorry if I spoiled the plot there.) Tissot was born in France but lived mostly in Britain, where he painted first medieval scenes and then scenes of every day modern life, such as boating on the Thames and sitting on benches. His model was often Mrs. Kathleen Newton, an Irish divorcee who was also his lover. Faust and Marguerite in the Garden is in  the public domain due to its age. Like so many brilliant works of art, it's available at http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/james-tissot/faust-and-marguerite-in-the-garden 


Satoshi Itasaka's Balloon Bench appeared in the Benchsite of Japanese benches in spring 2013. The Red Balloon bench is an item made according to the customer's specifications at Studio h220430 in Tokyo. The photographer is Ikunori Yamamoto at  http://www.h220430.jp  For every project the studio arranges the color, quantities, setting positions of balloons, length of the rope, and fabric materials of the seat according to customer's request or the space that bench will be fixed in. The balloon bench shown is in a restaurant in France. Materials are glass fiber reinforced plastics, stainless steel wire, and leather.  The standard price is 2,100,000JPY and retailers are Gallery SOMEWHERE in Tokyo.


The organization A Red Bench is, not surprisingly, at www.aredbench.com. Here you will see the aims of the organisation and the quotation from University of Texas Professor, Dr. Betty Sue Flowers, whose idea was that the red bench is a symbol of a place for conversations that 'cultivate peace and respect.' 

The row of red benches on a ship is a photograph by Al Mare, taken in 2008. This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported licence at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Benches.jpg?uselang=en-gb

Juliana Gatto from Pompano Beach, Florida is the owner/photographer of AnchorMySoul Photography at www.etsy.com/shop/AnchorMySoul  She prefers  black and white film - the tranquility of the dark room speaks to her - but unfortunately, dark rooms, and the time to spend in them, are hard to come by. As a result, she has found herself diving head first into the new digital world and all that comes with it. The black and white photo with a red metal bench is from Rochester, where there is an unusual number of interesting benches.

The Interfaith Action of Central Texas logo shows a bright red bench as a place for having Conversations That Matter. http://interfaithtexas.org/rb/. They explain the Red Bench Program, launched in 2009,  as a dialogue program centered on moderated small group discussions that are genuinely respectful and safe. No one is expected to be an expert on the topics, but all are invited to share their personal experiences and listen with their hearts


The high quality recycled wooden bench in Austin, Texas was seen at http://krrb.com/ in February 2013.  

The Memphis Noodle Star diner was photographed by Memphis CVB, who likes to capture all the food and things and people that make Memphis awesome. Indeed, Memphis CVB's other name is ilovememphis and the photos make it easy to see why. Try 365 Things to Do in Memphis. http://www.flickr.com/photos/ilovememphis/

The Burger King pseudo 1950s diner is in Newmarket, Auckland City, New Zealand. It was photographed anonymously in 2010.  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Burger_King,_Pseudo_1950s_American_Diner.jpg I don't know if the benches are red or pink but you can see 50 Shades of Pink at 

Frank Willems describes himself as 'a designer with a passion for adventure'http://www.frankwillems.net/  A graphic designer by training, he has a degree in advertising and presentation techniques and a specialisation from the Design Academy in Eindhoven. His amazing sliding bench and his Madam Rubens both appeared previously in the Benchsite Alphabet of Dutch Benches  

The Family Dollar bench was photographed by teacher Gerry Dencher in 2012. It's outside the Family Dollar store in Carlie C's Plaza on Main Street in Hope Mills, North Carolina where he lives. His sets include lots of nostalgic photos of small town life in the Carolinas, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and elsewhere. Some of them are reminiscent of an Edward Hopper painting.  http://www.flickr.com/photos/gerrydincher/


Felixstowe rail station in the UK was photographed by Geof Sheppard in 2012. Geof loves trains, bridges, tracks, stations, and yes, benches. He has more than 3,000 photos at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2012_at_Felixstowe_station_-_circulating_area.jpg

The jam thing is quite complicated. The logo Red Bench Jam seems to refer to music jam sessions, although it is described as current news, events and happenings, recipes and serving suggestions for the most delectable jams you have ever tasted. I'm pretty sure they mean music jams though. http://redbenchjam.blogspot.co.uk/

On the other hand, Red Bench Jam, in Rupert, Vermont, actually makes and sells jam of the edible variety. Ross, creator of Red Bench Jams, does demonstrations, with samples of his jamtastic jams. I like the sound of Strawberry Habanero, which you eat on a cracker with Vermont cheddar or cream cheese for a spicy kick. Apparently Ross's jams will convince you that jam is not just for toast.  http://www.vermontspecialtyfoods.org/member.php/lid/255

The red balls were photographed in London's Serpentine Gallery in 2007. The photographer is David Hawgood, who explains that the red balls can be rolled around the floor of the pavilion by visitors. The matching red cushions are on seats for spectators or café patrons. The pavilion design is a collaboration between artist Olafur Eliasson and architect Kjetil Thorsen at  http://www.serpentinegallery.org/2007/01/serpentine_gallery_pavilion_20_7.html . I saw this work on David Hawgood's Geograph post at 
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Spectator_seating_and_play_balls,_Serpentine_Gallery_pavilion_2007_-_geograph.org.uk_-_593145.jpg

Andres Martin's etsy shop is Typography Tourist, where there are inspirational and motivational quotes on wall art posters suitable for framing. One of them is a Polish idiom which has become very popular: Nie mój cyrk, nie moje malpy. Not my circus, not my monkey. In other words, not my problem.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/TypographyTourist


President Obama was going over notes in the Red Room prior to a Live Prime Time Press Conference in the East Room of the White House on March 24, 2009. The photo was taken by Pete Souza and is an Official White House Photo from the official Whitehouse Photostream at

    
Fifi Flowers lives in Los Angeles but clearly her heart is in her daydream city - Paris. She paints colourful whimsy and fun with a Parisian flair. Her gallery shows bright and vibrant paintings of Montmartre, champagne, landscapes, interiors and all Paris life. Her first novel, A Window to Love, is also set in Paris. http://www.fififlowers.com/  Her art shop is at www.etsy.com/shop/fififlowers

Moore Designs is a collaboration between husband and wife team Kim and Alex Moore in West Sussex. Metalsmith Alex Moore makes beautiful contemporary outdoor furniture such as curved metal benches from marine grade stainless steel. The benches are polished or powder- coated for hard wear and come in different colours, including orange. Besides the circular bench and the low backed curved metal bench shown here, Moore Designs make garden obelisks and a variety of accessories and gifts. www.mooredesigns.co.uk



If you haven't seen enough coloured benches you might enjoy some bright orange ones or some sunny yellow ones.  Or some romantic white ones. You might like silver and gold ones or some manic Black Friday ones. And if that's not enough, there are some very, very depressing blue ones for Blue Monday