Friday, 21 March 2025

Sunny Bunny Benches for Easter

 


It's Easter and our thoughts are turning to bunnies. 


Vintage photo, 1907

And benches, of course. 

Here is April, age six, on a bright yellow bench, along with her parallel selves, May and June.


The three girls are thrilled to meet The Easter Bench Bunny. He has brought along quite a few friends; you know how rabbit benches multiply.

Here is a lovely straw bunny on his Easter bench.


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Easter_Bunny_made_of_straw



Milo has found this bench just a bit too small to meet her Easter needs. Where on earth is she going to put her chocolate bunnies? 



https://www.flickr.com/photos/milorabbit/

These bunnies from Switzerland seem to have found a nice roomy bench of their own. 




And here's a lovely rabbit couple on their bench. She's wearing her Easter bonnet and her best green dress.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/clayworkshop/

They're setting out with their shopping basket to get some Easter treats. 

Carrots maybe?


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April, May and June prefer cupcakes. Here they are hanging out at Miggy's Make a Wish Cafe. 




As you can see from the door, the word 'cafe' isn't very accurate since Miggy's Make a Wish is all about cake.

I explain to the girls that cake is no treat for rabbits; rabbits prefer carrots.


April is saying there is something odd about this rabbit. Her ears are rather too pink.

And this one is purple.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/doxieone/120929906/

This one too seems a little unusual. Do many rabbits wear sunglasses?

Indeed it seems they do.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/murk/149780825/



http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Easter_riley


May is pointing out that this little white rabbit isn't on a bench. And in fact the rabbit with the pink ears isn't on a bench either.

June is saying she thought this was meant to be a blog about benches. Rabbits, yes, but benches. She wants to know where the rabbit benches are. 

Perhaps we can find some.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzhead/

Well, there is no shortage of rabbit benches, that's for sure. Here's a lovely bunny under a bench.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/7523456@N06/437259241/

And here's a romantic bunny couple who have come prepared for rain.


 www.spi-home.com   

Years pass and the couple get older and not quite so loved up. 


https://www.flickr.com/photos/happycat/

The girls are protesting loudly now. They demand to see some rabbit benches. 

April:  Not rabbits on a bench.

May:  Not rabbits under a bench.

June:  An actual rabbit bench.

Personally, I think this is just splitting hares.


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Did you know that in the past the British hare was the animal that all men scorn? Even saying its name was considered unlucky, which is why there are so many other names for it: dew-beater, grass nibbler, fast traveller, stag of the cabbages. 

April:  I didn't know that.

May:  Me neither.

June: We don't want hares. We want rabbits!

OK, fair enough, girls. I'll hold up my side of the bargain and show you some rabbit benches.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/axoplasm/

April thinks this bench might be too heavy for this little rabbit. She thinks this bench is rather cruel.

So here's a big strong concrete rabbit. He's a bench that can take plenty of weight. 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadilo60/

And here's a beautiful rabbit bench sculpted from stone. No problems there.

http://www.georgiagerber.com/

I'm rabbiting on here. But of course Easter isn't just about fluffy bunnies and pretty decorations.

It's about the Easter story . . . 

©Carol Walker @ geograph.org.uk
and fresh starts . . .

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. . . and giving up things for Lent.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/23235029@N02/2994696729/ 

Yes, April, I've noticed that this Easter bunny is smoking. 

No, May, I don't think we ought to chase him off the bench.

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14838/14838-h/14838-h.htm

The girls are getting just a tiny bit restless now.They need a cupcake break.



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Or how about a white chocolate bunny bench?


June says she doesn't like the snow in this one. No bunny should have to sit out on a snowy bench. 

Well, ok. How about a nice warm rabbit-log fire?


The girls are in tears at the thought that these lovely log bunnies would get burned up. Sorry, girls. Sorry. I wasn't thinking. Of course we won't burn the log bunnies. 

Gosh, I'm walking on eggshells here.  

And speaking of eggs, here are some lovely Ostern eggs from Germany. 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/ulri/5614287830/

The girls are squealing with delight at the beautiful eggs. 

Me too. There's something so nice about painting Easter eggs.


http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Painting_Easter_Eggs

Rabbits love them. 

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But April is saying we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/terwilliger911/

She thinks we ought to look at some other benches associated with Easter. A sweet little chick maybe?

Costume-works.com

Here's a lovely crocheted chuk family on their very own bench.


https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ChukChuks

April is saying she'd like to see some chicken benches. 

May: Not just chickens on benches. 

June: Actual chicken benches. 

Well, sorry, girls, but chicken benches aren't as plentiful as rabbit benches. 

I only found two. This one:


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And this one:



Yes, you're right, June; this is Colonel Sanders. He's much associated with chickens, but maybe not for all the right reasons.

The girls are hopping mad. 

Sorry. I shouldn't have put The Colonel here.I thought you might like the yolk 


https://www.flickr.com/photos/26615859@N05/
I'm a bad egg.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/63488526@N07/

Like Humpty Dumpty, I'm heading for a fall.


But wait a minute, I've hatched a plan!



How about we start again with spring lambs?


Ok, any lambs? 


https://www.flickr.com/photos/sshb/

The girls don't trust me now; they think they might get fleeced.


Miggy's niece Lettie is no stranger to ovines. She has already done a whole blog about baaaad sheep benches for me. 




Yes, you're right, girls. Lamb is not just for Easter.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/kwl/


Keeping well away from the subject of m-e-a-t, let's look at some Easter ducks. Here's Donald on a bench in Helsinki.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/skrubu/5537103496/
April thinks he looks miserable. He's not having a happy Easter. 

Alright, what about this little fellow then? 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/jakepjohnson/5526245589/

The girls feel sorry for this poor little duck. April is weeping, May is wailing, and June is sobbing her heart out.

It has all ended in tears. 


https://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenjavier/

OK, here we go, girls. Look, I'm not trying to duck out of this.

Here's a nice duck pair. They're together, paddling happily along the back of the bench.


https://www.flickr.com/photos/26659870@N00/

June says this bench is too dull for Easter. She wants to see a nice bright Easter-coloured duck bench.

April and May aren't so bothered. It's water off a duck's back to them.

©Ross @ geograph.org.uk 

We hear the rustle of an Easter basket and a very surprising rabbit turns up with a basket of chocolate bunnies.  


Thanks, Innocent. You came along just in time. 

The girls dive into the basket and feast on chocolate. Before you know it, the little Easter bunnies are nothing but piles of shiny paper. 

And Innocent has a new dress with a chocolate ribbon belt.



The fashion forums are unkind, saying things like they hope it will melt away.

Innocent has had quite a hard time finding a dress this Easter. She has sacked her designer, Joop, from Overbearing in Holland and is creating the designs herself. 

Her first dress was this one, which fashion forums described as The Easter Bunny in drag. 



April: Maybe Innocent has become something like the Mad March hare? 

May: Queen of Silly Dresses. 

June: We dare not speak her name.

But what will she wear this year? Her friends from Easter Island can't wait to find out. 




Word has got round that Lady Brassica is going to wear lavender with yellow for Easter. 

Tamsin, ever keen to be fashionable, turns up in what can only be described as The Wrong Colour Purple.



This sweet little chick has got the right idea though.

Costume-works.com


While the girls are sitting on a bench by the river I ask them what's the best thing about Easter.



I thought they'd say something like not going to school. 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/tuxxilla/ 

Or dressing up. When I was a child we used to love wearing an Easter hat.



We dressed up for church in our pretty new dresses.

©Pamela Silin-Palmer 2013

But things have changed and priorities are different.  

April says she is looking forward to the Easter races when the girls drive their cars along the benches on the seafront. 




May says the best thing about Easter is boys.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/lwr/555901199/

Apparently a lot of boys come to Paradise Island with their families at Easter. 

May says she is going up on Watership Down to look for a boy she met last year. Name of Warren.


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And June says she wants to sit on a bench with a nice boy and his rabbits.

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I tell her she needs to be careful. Rabbits disguised as bunnies can take advantage of unsuspecting chicks.

https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/RomeoLovesRose

A word of advice, girls: don't hesitate to tell a randy rabbit to keeps his grubby paws off you.

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There's no doubt about it: Easter bunnies can be quite creepy.

Awkward Family Photos, Facebook


But now it's Easter and people are making their way to St. Asphyxia's for the Easter service. 

Cora and Dora started at 5 am and have only got as far as the village bench, even with PC Willie Wyme there to hurry them along. 



On Easter morning Innocent looks around for inspiration and finds the flowers that were delivered to Drizzly Manor.




Rather hurriedly, she wraps herself in the plastic that comes off the flowers. And when I say wrap, you can see what I mean. 



Her friends from Easter Island keep smiling but they are not the least bit impressed. 

And then Lady Brassica steps out in a dress from her fashion house in County Offhand in Ireland.






Designed by Lady Jess and hand-crocheted by the good parish ladies of Ballyfrumpy, the dress is an instant success. 


The animals too are in their Easter hats. Chick has chosen a very nice pink hat whilst Tonks the horse prefers straw; first you wear it, then you eat it. 



Come on now, children. Grab your Easter baskets.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/kingary/449495455/  

I've hidden lots of Easter eggs in my garden.


April? May? June?  Don't you want to hunt for Easter eggs?

They don't. 

But it's nice to see that at least one bunny girl takes Easter egg hunting seriously.





Credits

The European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus) was introduced into Britain more than 2,000 years ago during the time of the Romans. Rabbits are thought to bring good luck and indeed rabbits are extremely prolific: in 1859 just 24 animals introduced into one location in Australia resulted in 600 million rabbits a hundred years later. In 1953 the disease myxomatosis wiped out 99% of the UK rabbit population but now in winter there are about 40 million rabbits, rising to as many as 300 million in summer. They are one of the most frequently seen wild mammals in Britain, and one of the most loved. If you doubt it, you should have seen me hopping around through thousands of rabbit and bunny photographs to make this blog. 

The Easter bunny made of straw is sitting on the market well in Neckargemund in Germany in 2009. As it happens, Mungo and I have stayed in Neckargemund and have cycled along the lovely Neckar in the area around Heidelberg. The bunny was photographed by Nemracc and can be seen on Wikicommons at  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Easter_Bunny_made_of_straw.JPG?uselang=en-gb   

At Easter 2015 we were eggstatic when we celebrated with some sprightly Spring Chicken benches  http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/no-spring-chicken-benches.html

April, age six, lives here in Fribble-under-Par with her parallel selves, May and June. The girls always turn up together to community events and are among the very few children here on Paradise Island. They love Tamsin's baby, Isambard, and they have a pet lemon called Squeezy, who looks a little sinister but maybe he's just a sourpuss. 




Lady Jessica Brassica is married to Lord Brassica, Fifth Earl of Drizzly. Innocent is their daughter-in-law. Lady B and Innocent are what you might call competitive in the fashion stakes. For many years Lady Brassica modelled for Studio Joop from Overbearing in Holland but now has her own fashion house in County Offhand in Ireland. See her St Patrick's outfits and more Irish benches at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/03/st-patricks-top-o-irish-benches.html


Innocent has emerged from her convent nursing dress into something of a fashion icon. But just how innocent is Innocent? Just a couple of weeks ago in the Springy Yellow Bench post she turned up to a party in rabbit ears and ended up dressed as a Mexican flag. Is this a bit of fun or a careful strategy to unnerve the Easter Bunny? 

Cora and Dora Boran are twins and life-long residents of Fribble-under-Par, both christened at St. Asphyxia's. If you're new to Benchsite, let Dora and Cora explain who's who and what's what on Paradise Island 






Sara lives in Naples, Italy and has a menagerie of very charming creatures, including Milo the dwarf rabbit. Born in 2007, Milo is described as half kitten, half bulldog, and an aspiring actress. Milo and her companions are very willing subjects for photographs; they will wear anything and hold any posture. But Milo does protest that this bench is just a little bit too small, even for a dwarf rabbit.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/milorabbit/

The two bunnies on a bench with plants are The Boomerang Bunnies. I found them in Switzerland when Miggy and Mungo and I went bench-hunting last summer. They were in the immaculate toilet block of Camping Boomerang in the gorgeous Poschiavo Valley www.camping-boomerang.ch You can read all about our alpine bench adventures at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/getting-high-on-alpine-benches.html

Shintaro Oda in Japan runs Clayworkshop with his wife Kaori, who makes lovely clay figures like the rabbit couple with their shopping basket. Judging from their photostream, Kaori and Shintaro like gardening, spring blossom, and very nice little clay figures on benches.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/clayworkshop/    I thought this well-dressed couple made a perfect pair for Easter.

KingKong911 loves taking pictures and sharing her photos. https://www.flickr.com/photos/sonypic/  She took the photo of the Rabbit and Carrot Benches in the park back in 2008. The park was (is still?)  in Kissimmee, FL.  KingKong and her daughter and granddaughter went to the Give the Kids the World fair in Kissimmee, and stayed at a house with this rabbit mailbox. 


https://www.flickr.com/photos/sonypic/

Liz Kearley from Charlotte, North Carolina, loves photography and dachshunds. She used to run the Comment on Cuteness Flickr group, (now disbanded). Heidi (2000-2007) was not just a dog; she was a very convincing Easter rabbit.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/doxieone/120929906/
Liz's other dog is Honey Bunny, who also makes a very  attractive rabbit.    https://www.flickr.com/photos/doxieone/5644086363/

Pod the rabbit is soaking up some UV on his red bench. He was photographed by Murk, who notices that Pod sits in the blazing sun WITHOUT applying any product. Marc needs SPF 26.8, Anti-Midge Spray and Desluggit before he'll even step foot in the garden whereas Pod just puts on his shades. Marc is a technical writer from Brighton UK. He writes The Blog of Murk and also takes photos of stuff. https://www.flickr.com/photos/murk/149780825/
  

The little white bunny baby is Riley Cole Hinkle at Easter 2009. It was bright and he needed to wear his sunglasses, along with his bunny ears. The photograph was taken by Hinkle.Riley and available at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Easter_riley_006_(Medium).jpg?uselang=en-gb

Deepwarren lives in Sydney. The Found Rabbit sign is in Deepwarren's photostream at  http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzhead/  Deepwarren's photostream includes lots of friends, parties, travel, and a melon wrapped in clingfilm. For a real feast of art, philosophy and general brilliance, see The Daily Warren at http://deepwarren.tumblr.com/

Big Penguin 2000 is an evil genius plotting world domination. He has started this process by photographing nature, flowers, farms, dogs, machinery, landscapes and clouds. Nothing sinister about that. But then there's a set called Robot Life; is this something to worry about?  The lovely rabbit under a broken bench was photographed by Big Penguin 2000 in 2008. https://www.flickr.com/photos/7523456@N06/437259241/

The loving rabbit couple are from www.spi-home.com   There are lots of cute animal lovers on benches around but this couple are convincingly love-struck. They have appeared on Benchsite before. In fact, they were inspirational when I met my imaginary husband Mungo and we decided to get married in Las Vegas on the spur of the moment. Well, it wasn't a rash judgement: we had met that same morning and had a few hours to consider it.

Gaby is happycat. She lives in Jena in Germany. She loves landscapes, cats and benches: I think she and I might be twins?  She has a photoset of 355 benches (I'm in heaven) and the most beautiful photographs of landscapes, animals, blossoms and pretty German houses.   https://www.flickr.com/photos/happycat/ 

The hare bench was made by Paul Sivell, who makes intriguing chainsaw sculptures and is inspired by nature, local traditions, and mythology. His distinctive style is well known around the Isle of Wight though he also works throughout the UK and abroad. The hare bench is one of his many functional sculptures (benches!) which can be seen at http://www.thecarvedtree.co.uk/

You've heard of Mad March hares? It's true that the hare was once the MacBeth of the British animal world: even saying the word hare was considered unlucky. A 13th century verse lists 77 names to avoid saying its name. Now, however, the hare is considered a noble creature and there are around 800,000 of them in the British countryside.

Paul Souders is axoplasm, a web designer living in Portland  https://www.flickr.com/photos/axoplasm/   He likes taking pictures of people and pets and little statues like the rabbit holding up all the benches in the park. Axoplasm notes that sadly, most have lost their ears, hats, tails, etc.

Eric Frommer is armadilo60 (that's armadilo with one L). He lives in Everett, Washington and has several different blogs, including a bluegrass one and a Photographer of the Day.http://www.photographeroftheday.com/   His photo sets includes loads of music festivals, landscapes, and even a few armadillos. Also the sturdy concrete rabbit bench.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadilo60/  

Georgia Gerber sculpted the beautiful bronze rabbit. Georgia creates bronze sculpture primarily working with life size animal and human figures, often incorporating architectural or abstract elements with an emphasis on creating accessible public art which encourages viewer interaction. She has an amazing studio and garden at Whidbey Island, Washington. Her bronze sculptures can be seen at http://www.georgiagerber.com/

St Mary the Virgin is a church in Cleobury Mortimer, a small market town in Shropshire.  It was photographed by Carol Walker for Geograph, at a time when on every pew there was an Easter bonnet made by the children of the local school. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Easter_church_-_geograph.org.uk_-_816791.jpg?uselang=en-gb

 JD Gordon is a creative director of an advertising agency in Sioux City, Iowa. http://www.jdgordonadvertising.com/  Among other things, he photographs food, people, trains, and rabbits who smoke asking for a light.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/23235029@N02/2994696729/  

 The Tale of Peter Rabbit is by Beatrix Potter, published in 1902.  http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14838/14838-h/14838-h.htm   In this illustration Mr. McGregor is once again looking for ways to get rid of the clever Peter:  'Mr. McGregor was on his hands and knees planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and calling out, 'Stop thief!'

The image comes from the Project Gutenberg ebook of The Tale of Peter Rabbit. This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever.You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net
  
There are soooooo many gorgeous Easter cupcake photos around! I pasted in one after the other, finding it impossible to decide. I consulted my imaginary best friend Miggy, who is something of a Cupcake Tsar. She eventually chose these glorious creations from Joana Petrova in Sofia, Bulgaria. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jhard/5653930960/  Even then, Miggy and I couldn't choose which picture, so I put in both.  Joana Petrova's culinary blog, including recipes, is at   http://www.kulinarno-joana.com/

Patrick Scholl is a cartographer living in Wismar in Germany. He specialises in photographing the German autobahn network but on this occasion he has made a photomontage of  a rather delicious-looking chocolate rabbit on a snowy bench.  http://www.autobahnatlas-online.de/  and  https://www.flickr.com/photos/patrickscholl/8604617848/   Frohe Ostern! If this isn't enough snow for you, have a look at the Snowvenian benches we had this winter; they're Frozen.   

Linda lives in the little village of Bürden in Thuringia/Germany. She takes most of her pictures on her daily walks or on short tours by bus or train. Her photos show the stunning landscapes and life of the Thuringian area, including the celebration of holidays like Easter. The log bunnies and beautifully painted Easter eggs are from Bad Koningshofen.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/ulri/5614287830/

 Mykhaylo Chornyi (b. 1933) is a Ukranian painter and graphic artist who made Painting Easter Eggs, a work of oil and canvas. Its author on Wikicommons is the mysterious Black Milly whose roots I cannot trace.   http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Painting_Easter_Eggs.jpg?uselang=en-gb 

I have used two beautiful images from Victorian1920, an etsy shop featuring creative designs by Colette in Connecticut. Bunnies I Love is a digital collage greeting card featuring a beautiful little boy and his favourite rabbits. Easter Bunny Walking in the Park is another digital collage greeting card featuring a lot of wonderful rabbits and chickens on and around a park bench. The shop is full of delights and the loveliness just goes on and on.  https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/victorian1920

Jessie Pearl  from Yucapia, California is a Boss level photographer. Her website is at http://terwilligerphoto.com/   She has a photostream full of colourful Easter eggs, one of which is the basket of eggs shown in this story.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/terwilliger911/

I really did have a hard time finding good chicken benches. Anat and Gila from Israel made the lovely chuks family - rooster, chicken and hen - on a bench together in fellowship and love. Their shop features lovely crocheted stuff - chickens, of course, but also bears and stuffed dolls. According to Anat and Gila, there is nothing like a hen house to say "I really really love you!"
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/ChukChuks

Sheila Roper from Ipswich runs Severine's Attic, an etsy shop full of vintage postcards and ephemera. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SeverinesAttic   There are many beautiful vintage Easter cards, including the newborn chicks playing on a bench. With a purchase from Severine's Attic you can save the image to your computer and print out multiple copies for your own use. They're ideal for scrapbooking, decoupage, altered art, greetings cards etc.

The charming rustic rooster and chicken bench is from www.bellesscape.com in Los Gatos, California. http://belleescape.com/painted-country-rooster-hen-bench.html The bench features a special hand-painted rooster and chicken design on the back rest. The papaya finish has been lightly distressed to add an antique feel. It's available for $2,295.00. Belleescapes has just about every kind of chic furniture you can imagine: farmhouse, industrial, cottage, bohemian, cosmo, Provence, vineyard and even shabby chic. Cottage style? They've got coastal, earthy . . . I'll stop there. You can have a look for yourself.

Jimmy Wayne Emerson lives in Dalton, Georgia. He enjoys travelling and photographing county courthouses and post offices. As a personal mission he has set out to visit all 3,143 counties or county equivalents in the United States. On a visit to Corbin, Kentucky Jimmy also photographed Colonel Sanders on his bench at the Colonel Sanders museum  https://www.flickr.com/photos/auvet/5094669843/   Corbin is where Harland Sanders established his diner in the 1940s, and which became finger lickin' good across the world.

Jeff Turmelle has only 23 photos on his photostream, which include landscapes, a penguin, a puff adder, and the egg yolk bench which he saw on Tallman Mountain in 2009. Well, if you're going to have a very small photostream, one of the pictures ought to be a bench.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/26615859@N05/

Ron McNeil is an artist based in the Scottish highlands, working in both Pop Surrealist and abstract genres of painting and drawing. He has degrees in fine art printmaking, fine art painting, and photomedia. Bad Egg is one of his wonderful graphite illustrations
https://www.flickr.com/photos/63488526@N07/   His other work can be seen at  http://www.spanglefish.com/ronmcneilart

Shawndra and Simon are Scorpions and Centaurs - I'm not sure which is which. Shawndra is from Denver, Simon is from Brighton UK, where they both now live, taking pictures of all kinds of things. Apparently their airplane meals are popular (the pictures, not the meals themselves). They also took the picture of the sheep standing around a bench. https://www.flickr.com/photos/sshb/

Lettie is the niece of my imaginary friend Miggy. Lettie comes from a family of sheep and turned into a sheep herself at the age of eight. She has a good eye for sheep, lambs, wool, and all things ovine, which is why I let her help me with the Baaaaa Sheep Bench post. Unfortunately, Lettie is rather critical of my own sheep bench designs and after a lot of tears and Words, I decided I would never again work with children. Now here I am again with April, May and June, getting into another mess. Come to think of it, working with cats is just as bad as working with children. And as for working with monkeys . . .   The best luck I've had on Benchsite is working with unicorns. 

Kenny Louie from Canada is a software developer, an Apple fanatic, rider of bikes, and a fan of Lego. He took the Easter greeting found on a bench on the Queensborough seawall in Vancouver in 2012. Kennymatic's photostream is at https://www.flickr.com/photos/kwl/


Pekka Nikrus  from Helsinki has an eclectic photostream, including benches and Donald Duck on a bench https://www.flickr.com/photos/skrubu/5537103496/  He also has a very interesting photo blog at  http://snapshots.skrubu.net/

Jake P Johnson is from Bristol. He took the photo of the lonely little duck on a visit to Bath https://www.flickr.com/photos/jakepjohnson/5526245589/   He also has a great black and white picture of people sitting on a bench overlooking the Clifton Bridge in Bristol. This is a favourite bridge view seen before on the Benchsite Bridges post. 

Loren Javier lives in LA and photographed the crying rabbit on a bench. http://www.flickr.com/photos/lorenjavier/  I think it's crying, isn't it? Maybe it's just resting? Loren has an annual pass at Disneyland and he has loads of photos from Universal Studios too, including a whole collection of Norman Bates and the Bates Motel. That's why he's been on Benchsite before; if you want to have the wits scared out of you, see the spine-tingling Halloween post.  

Em Dash! took the photo of the wooden duck bench! in 2010. Besides exclamation marks, Em likes parades and parties and weddings and travel to places like New Zealand and New York and Peru.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/26659870@N00/

The yellow duck bench is one of the only genuine duck benches I have found. By that I mean it is actually a duck bench, rather than a bench having ducks on, under, or around it. It's a park bench at Ward Park, Bangor, in County Down, Northern Ireland, photographed by Ross for Geograph.  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bench,_Ward_Park_-_geograph.org.uk_-_732306.jpg  

The wonderful Wednesday in Easter Bunny School was photographed by Markus Reinhardt, a software engineer from Forchheim in Germany.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/tuxxilla/  It uses the blurring Bokah technique in photography; apparently egg bokah is quite popular as a way of creating an abstract image. 

Pamela Silin-Palmer is a decorative artist, fine artist, and illustrator who now lives in Ireland. She makes magical paintings, greeting cards, dolls, paper products, and glorious hand-painted fantasy furniture. From renaissance rabbits to royal boars, her website is full of fun and fantasy - a real delight! www.pamelasilinpalmer.com  In a previous Benchsite story Pamela's rabbit and sow benches were lucky enough to make it onto Noah's Ark in time for World Animal's Day. Her Bandito Bench features in the long and intriguing story of Mexican Benches.  

Watership Down is the title of a well-known book about rabbits by Richard Adams. It's an heroic story about a group of buck rabbits led by Hazel and his brother Fiver. It is also a well-loved film (Watership Down) and a much-loved song (Bright Eyes). And Watership Down is a real place, near Kingsclere in Hampshire. I found several photographs of the same view, claimed by different photographers. I'm going for this 1975 one, from pseudo-librarian Terry Ballard on Wikicommons:  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Watership_Down.gif    

Leo Reynolds, from Norwich, has been taking photographs for many years. He photographed the Boys bench in Kensal cemetery in London.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/lwr/555901199/  Leo is a geek after my own heart. His photostream is incredibly well organised into labelled and categorised sets. Among them are selfies, stick figures in peril, vintage graphics, and, of course, benches. I'm fascinated by it all, especially 1,141 photos of the letter E. And if this isn't convenient enough, you can get all the letters of the alphabet, and numbers, organised by colour. Oh bliss. Finding a site like this just makes my day. 


Sandra from Hemet runs Romeo Loves Rose, an etsy shop with many vintage art and illustrations that can be used for scrapbook work, decoupage, or printed out to make signs, gift and note cards, totes, or even add a printed square to a baby quilt. One of her greeting cards is the suspicious-looking rabbit who is sitting on a bench beside a rather vulnerable-looking young chick. Sandra has loads of cards for Easter, plus vintage frogs and dogs. 
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/RomeoLovesRose

Christian Cooper lives in Manchester. He  took the photo at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, which is clearly dated 31 July 2010 so we know exactly what that rabbit was up to and when.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/chi-ryu/4850661339/    On his website he lists 138 very specific interests http://chi-ryu.livejournal.com/profile  


Gary Scott is kingary, a teacher. Among other things, he takes lots of pictures in Poland and lots of pictures of holidays, including Easter. The pretty white Easter baskets on a bench were photographed in Asheville, North Carolina in 2007.   https://www.flickr.com/photos/kingary/449495455/  

This is a picture from my garden at La Casa Perfecta. The garden at La Casa is rather splendid, but it depends on which way you are looking. For the good, the bad and the ugly perspectives on my house and garden, see Welcome to La Casa Perfecta.

Neal Sanche is a software developer living in Calgary. He has a lot of ideas for unique art projects, for which hs is always seeking ambitious people to help. His photo sets show some of the ideas that have come to fruition, and also a bunny butt which came in handy for the very end of this story. Apparently Neal's neighbourhood is just one big rabbit warren.   https://www.flickr.com/photos/thorinside/136193352/

Tuesday, 7 January 2025

Cuddly Reptile Benches for The Year of the Snake

It's 2025, The Year of the Wood Snake. This is special because the Wood Snake only happens every 60 years. 

Eddie, my inner editor: If you have any readers, you've already lost them. Because reptiles aren't cuddly.

Don't worry, I'm not going to show any scary or creepy reptiles. Just cuddly ones and pretty ones, like this chameleon bench.


Tinley Park bench project, Mike Simpson

Eddie: It's a chameleon. Can't see it.

What about this cute little green one?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/bzedan/2124623404 

Eddie: Too frightening for people with ophidiophobia. About a third of the population hate snakes. 

Much Afraid, The Pilgrim's Progress 1683

Blimey, I've very carefully gathered some quite nice reptile benches and a lot of information about The Year of the Snake. And also other reptiles.

Eddie: Terrible idea. Lots of people are herpetophobic. 

That's fear of reptiles, by the way, not fear of getting herpes. 


The Alligator People, 1959 film

Eddie: She looks like she's got it bad. 

I promise, there is nothing horrible in this story. I've very carefully left out any coiled up or slimy or deeply unpleasant-looking creatures.

Eddie: That makes a change.

Eddie, you know I take great care not to upset readers.

Eddie: Two Words:  Insect. Benches.

Karen Baxter, etsy

OK, sorry, but that was years ago. I didn't know ladybirds would offend you.

Eddie: My advice is to lose the snake year. Wait until 2035 when fluffy bunnies come round again.


www.Georgiagerber.com

Or goats. 2027.


www.Ericacrofut.com

But I've done benches for the whole of the zodiac. Except snakes. For the Year of the Dragon I even did komodo dragon benches.

Photo by Toby McAlister


In fact snakes are sometimes called Little Dragons. Maybe think of reptiles as sweet little dragons?

Eddie:  No.

Seriously, Eddie. I don't like reptiles myself. But look, this bench is quite attractive.

Eli Brown Flickr 

Eddie: If you want attractive you should show a picture of me.

Fringe Pop, etsy


Eddie: I was a big hit in The Year of the Monkey.

Rakuten.co.jp 

You were. But that's over now so please, do not show any pictures of monkeys. Just show nice benches and no real snakes. Maybe some lovely lizard benches?



Eddie: What about iguanas? There are some good iguana benches around.

 

Photo by Chris Jackson

Wow, a reptile with Royal approval!

Eddie: This is Blue Peter. King Charles visited him in Grand Cayman a few years ago. He was still a prince then.

Who, Peter?

Eddie: No, Charles. Now get on with it will you. 

Readers may be surprised that people born in the Year of the Snake are sociable, graceful, eloquent, humorous, wise and perceptive.

Eddie: I was born in the Year of the Snake. 

Then you'll know the other qualities of Snake People: they're jealous, suspicious, sly, and cold-blooded.

Eddie: Not me at all. I get on well with everyone.

Snake people get on with Dragons and Roosters.

www.Bellescape.com



But they're not good with Tigers

or Pigs

Niall Kennedy, Flickr


And they should absolutely avoid contact with Horses.

www.3drivers.com.

That's me, by the way. Born in The Year of the Horse.

Eddie: I'm well aware. There is constant disharmony in our relationship.

Snake people are going to find 2025 a very bad year for love. They need to take care with investments too.


Kim Smith, Flickr

Eddie: I'm very good with money as it happens. I can snap up a bargain.

RW Sinclair, acetonic, Flickr

Oh, very clever, Eddie, a crocodile! Or is it an alligator?

Jim Carson, Flickr


Eddie: I can only tell if their mouth is closed. This is an alligator.



I'm impressed what you know about reptiles. Are they always blue? Because this year's lucky colours are black, red and yellow. 

Eddie: Don't get me started on red benches.

What about a nice yellow one then?

Punk Toad, Flickr

Or pink?

Marco Antonioni, Riccioni, Flickr


No, sorry, pink is very unlucky this year. So is purple. Avoid purple benches until next year.


Sandown, Isle of Wight


Eddie: What's happened to The Year of the Snake? We seem to be slithering away from it.

Good point, Eddie. It's a good thing there are two of us working on this story.

Eddie: 'Good things come in pairs' as the Chinese proverb goes. 


www.AtelierSaigon.com


Yes, two is a lucky number this year. Also eight and nine, or a combination of the lucky numbers like 28 or 29. I'd hate to see 29 snakes though. 

 Eddie: Tough luck. Reptile benches aren't so cute. 

Niort, France

This is horrible, Eddie. Let's agree that we aren't going to show scary snake benches.

Eddie: Even though this is The Year of the Snake.

Even then. How about a horned lizard?


Texas Horned Lizard bench, Dallas Zoo

Or a sweet little turtle bench?

www.dragonwooddesigns.com

Eddie: Well, at least turtles are reptiles.

And so much better to look at than snakes.



They're not all creepy and crawly.

Eddie: Babies are creepy and crawly.


Ryan Hayes, Flickr


Eddie: I'm actually terrified of babies. I've been pedophobic ever since I was a baby.




I'm sorry for you, Eddie. Have you seen a psychologist?

Eddie: No, I have a phobia about doctors and therapists. 

That's too bad. People born in The Year of the Snake make very good psychologists.

Eddie: Because they're eloquent, perceptive, wise, etcetera? Or because they're suspicious, sly, and cold-blooded?

That's not fair,  Eddie. Snake people also make good artists, designers, and politicians.


Presidentlincoln.illinois.gov


Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809, a Year of the Snake.

And also Mahatma Gandhi.


poster available on Amazon

Eddie: I think my politicophobia is kicking in. Nests of vipers come to mind.

Are you ok with artists? Paintbrushes, canvas, stained glass?

Eddie: I love art. I am well known in art galleries.



Here is a pretty turtle in faux stained glass. 

Ethereal Token, Etsy

Eddie: Lovely. It's not a bench though.

Here is Pablo Picasso on a bench in Malaga, his home town. 

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

Eddie: Some of his pictures trigger my other phobias.

I guess we should stop now then. Though I should also say that February 1st this year is National Serpent Day.

Eddie: It's a good day to coil up with a good book about reptiles.

Happy Year of the Snake then! And crocodile, alligator, gecko, iguana and turtle!

Eddie: OK, see you later alligator.

After while, crocodile.


CREDITS

The Year of the Snake begins on January 29, 2025 and lasts until February 16, 2026. Chinese New Year is an annual event here on Benchsite. 2023 was The Year of the Dragon and there are some very scary benches there, including some serpent benches which are possibly snakes rather than dragons. 2021 was The Year of the Ox and it's a bit of an oxymoron to admit that writing that story was a sweet struggle. Remember 2020? That was the Year of the Rat. 2019 was The Year of the Pig and I'm not telling porkie pies when I say that the pig benches are better than a bacon sandwich. In 2018 we got in a bit of a muddle about unicorns and/or dogs. In 2017 it was the Year of the Rooster and there's quite a bit about Chinese beer in that story as well. The Year of the Monkey Bench went on for far too long in 2016 and contained a lot of monkey business. Back in 2015 it was Goats and/or possibly Sheep Benches. 2014? That was Horse Benches. 

Eddie is my Inner Editor, who just happens to be a primate. If you've seen much of Benchsite you will know what a problem Eddie is for me. He has ruined helped me edit the post about my swimming bench and the Blue Monday benches.  He interfered with stepped in to help with the Orange bench mystery. However, he has a habit of setting his own agenda with the benches. Look what a mess he made great job he did on St. George's Day . And as for my Red benches in February? No wonder I was very grateful seeing red. I had a bit of a break from him last year but now he's back and his primate pictures are in danger of overwhelming my stories. 

The excellent portrait of Eddie looking studious is from Fringepop, an etsy shop in Atlanta, Georgia. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/fringepop It's full of 8x10 art prints including hipster, pin ups, zombies, steampunk, mermaids, witches, Edgar Allan Poe, Abraham Lincoln, cabinet cards, owls, taxidermy, flappers, octopus, fine art, lowbrow art, and surreal art. Fringepop also has a large selection of roller derby, horror goth, retro kitsch, and circus sideshow. They also love art deco, flapper, and art nouveau pinups and gorgeous deco mermaid art. They specialize in Victorian, medical, sideshow, and other oddity art along with many whimsical animals including squirrels, owls, deer, and ravens. As if this weren't enough, Fringepop loves macabre gothic themes such as skulls and anatomical art. Favorites also include funny designs with retro sayings and a kitsch quality.

Much Afraid is a character from The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan, 1683. The daughter of Mr. Despondency, Much Afraid and her father were imprisoned in Doubting Castle by the tyrant Giant Despair.  Released from the castle, Much Afraid danced in the road and apparently she answered the music handsomely.

Some of the insect benches have appeared on Benchsite before, including the pretty ladybird bench by Karen Baxter at her Etsy shop KWB & Co. 

Old Noah dates from biblical times and has a history of saving animal benches. Here in Fribble he saved all our animal benches for World Animals Day. There are all the favourite animals, of course - tigers, camels, pandas, giraffe - but Noah also managed to get some lesser loved creatures - wombats, even a preying mantis - onto the ark. 

If you love animals see which animal benches Noah saved on the Ark. If you like pig benches, then you're looking in the right place and there are more small, large and faraway dog benches at  http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/big-bench-small-bench-cute-and-tiny.html  On the other hand, if you prefer cats, let Meredith show you some fabulous feline benches. Maybe you like rabbits: bunny benches are not just for Easter you know. Sheep? We've got some Baaaaaad ones here on Benchsite. And monkeys? We've got those too. And finally, for the Cream of Bovine Benches, let Lord Brassica show you his cows.

B Zedan does some very creative work, which is shown on Flickr. The splendid little green snake bench was made for a story about Griffen.

The Alligator People is an American science fiction film from 1959. A woman named Barbara goes looking for her husband, who has been turned into an alligator. The film is described as eerie, frightening, and atmospheric. 

The pretty chameleon bench is from a wonderful community bench project in Tinley Park, Illinois. Local residents create themed benches on Oak Park Avenue. In 2022 Animal Adventures was the theme. The photo is by Mike Simpson.

The pretty rabbit bench was made by Georgia Gerber and features in several Benchsite stories about rabbits, Easter, and fluffy bunnies. 

Goats were a thing back in 2015. It was the Year of the Goat http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/2015-year-of-goat-bench.html Erika Crofut from Connecticut made the beautiful goat bench on the porch. It was one of the animal benches Noah saved on his ark back in 2013. Erica has other bright, fun animal benches and sofas on her website at http://www.erikacrofut.com/  

The komodo dragon was photographed by Toby McAlister when he visited Komodo Island back in 2011.

Elliot Brown photographed the brightly coloured metal snake bench in Highgate plaground. Ell Brown lives in Birmingham, and has a HUGE Flickr photostream at http://www.flickr.com/photos/ell-r-brown/    

The cute wooden monkey couple are from Rakuten in Japan. They area favourite of Eddie's and they are featured in The Year of the Monkey, as you might expect. But they also turn up elsewhere, whatever the bench story is about. 

In March 2019 the then-Prince Charles visited Grand Cayman island where he met and stroked a beautiful blue iguana named Blue Peter. Our now king is so seldom seen smiling that it is a pleasure to see him so delighted. This scene is much photographed; this photo is by Chris Jackson. 

2017 was The Year of the Rooster at  http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2017/01/china-in-year-of-rooster-bench.html The charming rustic rooster and chicken bench is from www.bellesscape.com in Los Gatos, California. http://belleescape.com/painted-country-rooster-hen-bench.html The bench features a special hand-painted rooster and chicken design on the back rest. The papaya finish has been lightly distressed to add an antique feel. Belleescapes has just about every kind of chic furniture you can imagine: farmhouse, industrial, cottage, bohemian, cosmo, Provence, vineyard and even shabby chic. Cottage style? They've got coastal, earthy . . . I'll stop there. You can have a look for yourself.

The pig bench was outside the Healdsburg Charcuterie in Healdsburg, California in 2010. It was photographed by Niall Kennedy, a software engineer who likes hiking, dogs, food, travel and scenes around his home and work in the San Francisco and Silicon Valley.  https://www.flickr.com/photos/niallkennedy/4886919707/

The handsome black and gold horse is by 3D Rivers, whose mission is to help the internet community meet the growing need for a wide range of well-designed, high quality 3D models and consumer goods products in a constantly changing environment. They offer a huge range of 3D products including things like buildings, transport, everyday objects, characters, model packs, animals, and yes, of course, benches. This Indian-style horse is one of the many different kinds of benches available via their online site at  http://www.3drivers.com/ He has already appeared on Benchsite as one of the animals on Noah's Ark. 

Kim Smith owns a dramatic web design company in Grand Rapids, Michigan. She photographed the money bench in 2007. Her photo sets contains lots of friends and family and her landscapes make Michigan look like a beautiful place. In fact, Mackinac Island doesn't look so different from my own Paradise Island . . . http://www.flickr.com/photos/k

The lifelike crocodile bench was photographed by RW Sinclair, aka acetonic on Flickr. 

The saw-tooth crocodile bench is a little scary. It's in the Crossroads Mall in Bellevue, Washington. I don't know if I'd want to sit down on it even if I had shoppers' feet.  Jim Carson from Seattle photographed it in 2009. It's part of his photostream at  http://www.flickr.com/photos/carson/   Jim's cycling photos of rural Washington, Oregon and Idaho bring back the happy travelling days of my childhood. According to Jim, Wallace, Idaho is the centre of the universe. 

The other little wooden bench is, I think, an alligator bench from Disney World in Florida.

The twisty yellow bench was photographed by Punk Toad on flickr. It is one of many bright, cheery yellow benches told in the Benchsite story about yellow benches for Spring.

The pink bench against a pink wall is by Marco Antonioni, aka Riccione on Flickr. This particular bench featured in a Benchsite story all about pink and gray benches during the time when that gray book was very, very popular. 

The purple bench was one of several outside a hotel in Sandown, Isle of wight. I was so inspired by them that I went home and painted two of my benches purple. 

The pair of papier mache crocodile benches were for sale at Saigon Atelier in Vietnam in 2010.

The scary serpent bench is at Niort in France. I love Noirt and I love France but unfortunately, the city was apparently terrorized in 1692 by a giant snake with wings which devoured its population. Eventually a brave soldier slew the thing and now what's left are four bronze dragons on the main shopping street. 

There are lots of garden benches made of sturdy concrete. One such bench is the Texas Horned Lizard bench at Dallas Zoo. It appears on Pinterest, Flickr and elsewhere, having been photographed by many, many people. 

Dragonwood Designs in Pennsylvania make a lot of things out of wood, including the little green turtle bench.  www.etsy.com/shop/dragonwooddesigns

Dragonwood's owner is a professional cabinetmaker/woodworker who designs and makes unique and beautiful furniture and objets d'art from woods such as honduras mahogany, walnut, bubinga, hard maple and German beech. 

It is well established here on Benchsite that Eddie is scared of babies. That's understandable perhaps, given the very large crawling baby, which features in many Benchsite Halloween posts. Ryan Hayes, from Texas, saw The Giant Scary Baby on the Mala Strana in Prague back in 2009. Ryan's photostream is oneflameinthefire at Flickr. 

The lovely turtle suncatcher is faux stain glass, made from acrylic and sold by the Ethereal Token Etsy shop.

There are quite a few statues of Abraham Lincoln around the United States. This one is in Illinois.

This is a well known picture of Mahatma Gandhi. It is available as a poster on Amazon. 

The artist Pablo Picasso is sitting on a bench in Malaga, Spain, the city where he was born.