My husband His Excellency has warned me that this post is going to open up some uncomfortable truths about benches.
His Excellency: The debate about social and anti-social benches is highly political. It could be the nail in the coffin of Benchsite.
I don't think so, but I sort of see your point. On Benchsite most benches are presented as friendly or at least benign places. Today though, we're going to look at the good, the bad and the ugly, bench-wise.
Tamsin, a sweet local girl: I don't see how you can say anything bad about benches. Here is a very cute dog under a bench.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/luca_mortellaro/ |
I know, Tamsin, but benches are not always cute. Some are hostile and unwelcoming.
Lord Brassica, Fifth Earl of Drizzly: I say, this looks jolly uncomfortable. I'll send my man round to fix it.
Sorry, Lord B. The idea is to keep people off the bench, not to make them comfortable.
Lord Brassica: How odd. Seems bloody inhospitable to me.
That's the point though, Lord B. There are social benches. And then there are anti-social ones. Anti-social benches are generally designed to discourage people from using them.
Lord Brassica: I say, this looks like a crime scene.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikecogh/ |
Yes, that's one way of looking at it.
His Excellency: I suppose you're going to be totally predictable and say that benches are spaces for anti-social behaviour.
It has to be said: benches can be spaces for anti-social behaviour.
But they're social places too.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SocialSofa |
A bench is a place to engage with your friends.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/73689755@N06/16517679996/ |
How you engage with them is up to you.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/nowpics/15068269019/ |
You can enjoy a lollipop together . . .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sour_patch/ |
or talk through problems . . .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/leniners/ |
. . . or sit together in silence.
http://www.japanesesymbolsofpresence.com/zazen.html |
Lord Brassica: These chaps seem to be facing the wrong way.
His Excellency: Unless that's a one-way mirror and there's something extremely interesting on the other side.
On a city bench you can have a game with your Czech mate.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/yourdon/ |
Lord Brassica: These people do not look particularly Czech to me.
Miggy: This is a pathetic attempt to make a joke, Seashell.
OK, sorry. Can we move on now please? I'd like to say more about social benches and their role in supporting interaction.
And I've got some bed benches to show you as well because, inevitably, benches can become beds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/DaquellaManera/ |
Some people who study these things argue that it is the mark of success in a park if people fall asleep there. Why shouldn't people sleep on benches?
Other people argue that a bench in a public place is just there for short-term use, like resting your feet or having a chat.
His Excellency (who is a philosopher): Here is a philosophical question: if the conversation collapses, will the bench still support you?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dalbera/ |
His Excellency: And what if the bench itself collapses? Would it cause damage?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chengyee/ |
Lord Brassica: I say, mounting someone on a bench is not a thing you'd want to encourage.
His Excellency: There is a whole debate about social and anti-social public space which we ought to be exploring.
It can be argued that modern society has forced people into circumstances in which benches become homes.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/ |
His Excellency: This raises all kinds of questions about social responsibility and public space.
Yes, some people are uncomfortable with the idea of people doing what they like in public places.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dalbera/ |
Lord Brassica: Call me old fashioned but I hate to see damage done to public property.
This isn't damage though, Lord B. This is art!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cheetah_flicks/ |
Tamsin: There's something wonky going on though isn't there?
You're right, Tamsin. These benches are the work of Jeppe Hein, a Danish designer who has created more than 40 Modified Social Benches. They've been sited in all kinds of public places across many countries since 2005.
Lord Brassica: Knock me over with a feather! So this chap creates these peculiar benches on purpose?
Yes, that's the point. These white benches all have something not quite right about them, which causes people to want to talk about them when they see them in public places.
His Excellency: Very clever indeed. By subverting expectations he gets people talking to each other.
There is a lot to talk about, and read about too. But some things off limits..
In The Netherlands there is a scheme to get a social bench on every street in the country. Social Sofa in Tilburg have designed the Social Sofa, a concrete and mosaic living room style outdoor bench, which people can decorate together to create a shared space in their own neighbourhood. These neighbours in Dordrecht chose to celebrate cats and fish in their shared space.
my photo, Houthavenplein, Dordrecht |
Lord Brassica: Cats and fish? Shared space? There's far too much of that!
Shared space reduces social isolation, Lord B. The social sofas are a great idea. Once you know about them, you'll see the Dutch ones tucked into little parks, streets, and playgrounds throughout the country.
Lord Brassica: Good heavens, what will become of private space? It's giving me a headache just thinking about it. I need to lie down.
Tamsin: So maybe we could roll along to the bed benches now?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cheetah_flicks/ |
OK, we'll put the puns to rest now.
And speaking of rest, here in the UK it's National Bed Month. The Sleep Council is trying to make us aware of um. . . beds. Since there is no equivalent Bench Council, I'm making do with Beds.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/63490796@N07/9646370109/ |
His Excellency: Is this relevant?
Of course, because many benches are used as a place to sleep.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Anker |
Tamsin: Ohhh, this little girl is soooooo cute!
You don't have to be Sleeping Beauty to grab a quick kip on a bench.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/elnegro/ |
It's so easy you can do it with your eyes closed.
Some designers and architects argue that sleeping areas are an important part of well-designed public spaces.
A power nap in the park is a great pick-me-up in the working day.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuzzhead/ |
Lord Brassica: Looks like this lad drank too much of that American stuff. Plays havoc with the teeth I hear.
If there's no time to get to the park, you can grab forty winks on a bench along the street.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/yourdon/ |
Lord Brassica: Good heavens, what does this fellow think he's doing with his feet on the furniture?
He's resting, Lord B. What's wrong with that?
Lord Brassica: Bad manners, what. The whole country has gone to the dogs.
http://shibainuhawaii.com/ |
His Excellency: Yes. Here's a chap half naked in a bus shelter.
That's you on our holiday last summer. You told me to go off and look at benches while you took a nap.
His Excellency: I don't remember any holiday last summer.
That's because you slept through most of it.
Miggy: Along the seafront there are some nice benches for a snooze.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ddrmaxgt37 |
Tamsin: Ohhhhh bless! I love seeing animals sleeping on benches.
And indoors it's easy to find a bench to nod off on.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mzn37/ |
Tamsin: This little boy is sooooo cute! He reminds me of my son Isambard.
Miggy: Nice name, Tam. Sounds historical.
Historically benches have always been used as beds.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/circasassy/ |
Here are Sleep and his half-brother Death dozing off many years ago.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Waterhouse-sleep_and_his_half-brother_death |
Lord Brassica: The name Death is unfortunate. You wonder what the parents were thinking. Why not a good British name like Boy or Tuppy?
History, please.
His Excellency: When bombs were falling on London people curled up on benches in the tube stations.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:A_mother_and_child_sleep_in_a_trench_shelter |
People still sleep on benches in the Tube. Here's someone having a quiet night at Bethnal Green.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/teflon/ |
Tamsin: These aren't proper beds though, are they? I thought this was going to be about cute bed benches.
Miggy: I thought this was going to be about social and anti-social behaviour.
His Excellency. Yes. As an argument, it's as if all the benches have been removed and what's left is just the bare frame of the discussion.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/daquellamanera/ |
His Excellency: I'm beginning to feel that way myself.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25790866@N04/ |
His Excellency: These Quaker Meeting Houses are organised to facilitate equality and social interaction. The idea is that anyone is allowed to speak from wherever they are sitting.
I was going to say Amen to that but I don't think this is a Quaker saying.
Lord Brassica: Church of England, me. I don't go to church to speak; I want the Queen's servant to do that for me.
Which Queen's servant is that, Lord B?
Lord Brassica: The Archbishop of Canterbury. Or whoever. A man of the cloth.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gnarlykitty/ |
His Excellency: Looks like he's bored himself to sleep. Do you find that you engage with the sermon?
Lord Brassica: Certainly not. I nod off in the back pew. You can do that in the
C of E. They even provide little cushions made by the good ladies of the church.
Miggy: You need to decide what this post is about, Seashell: sleeping on benches or lying on benches? They're two different things.
I found plenty of pictures where people are sleeping on benches.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bobthelomond/ |
You know it because their eyes are closed.
Some have been sleeping there so long that they have bench marks on their skin.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mulmatsherm/ |
Lord Brassica: I find this strangely attractive. It reminds me of a dress my daughter-in-law was wearing the other day.
His Excellency: This is something of a leap of the imagination but I see what you mean about the dress.
Do you think we could stop talking about lust now and move on with the benches?
Miggy: So did you find anyone lying on a bench, Seashell?
Some people were prone on a bench, true enough.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/laroyo/ |
Miggy: But who are you to say they were lying?
You're right, Migs. Some of them may have been telling the truth.
His Excellency: This is ridiculous. I thought we were going to have some intelligent social intercourse.
Lord Brassica: I'm normally up for that kind of thing but at the moment I've got seventeen acres of broccoli to harvest.
I can see you're all getting fed up.
Maybe we should put this whole discussion about benches on ice?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ehau/ |
His Excellency: The point is that in an urban society benches are essential street furniture for the provision of social space.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wallyg/ |
This is not always recognised by public officials, who remove them or fail to keep them well maintained.
Miggy: I know what you mean. Sometimes the seat is there but it has no legs to support it. You have to bring your own.
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And sometimes it's all there but you have to pay for it.
http://www.fabianbrunsing.de/ |
This Pay To Sit Private Bench requires you to put half a Euro in the slot if you want to sit down.
http://www.fabianbrunsing.de/ |
When you put the money in, the spikes go down and then after a bit of time, a buzzer sounds and the spikes pop up again.
His Excellency: I quite fancy the idea of the spikes coming up randomly without the warning; you pay, but you never know when they will pop up.
Miggy: This is the bench equivalent of pay toilets. It's like if you paid to use the loo and then the door flung open after two minutes . . .
http://www.fabianbrunsing.de/ |
Lord Brassica: These spikes are a jolly good idea. Stops the public getting screwed by n'er-do-wells dossing down on our public benches.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/redkoala1/ |
Lord Brassica: Good heavens no. This is what I call a jolly nice specimen of British womanhood.
It's a Polish woman but I think we know what you mean.
Lord Brassica: I mean any blighter who gets drunk and kips down in a public place.
Tamsin: Someone like your son Root you mean? In the summer he's in the park almost every night.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikecogh/ |
The truth is, some people do not like other people sitting on benches.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:War_Profiteer_Veteran_Cartoon |
His Excellency: People are too judgmental.
https://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/10/some-people-may-find-them-offensive/ |
Lord B: I quite agree what.
Benches are for other things. Like benchvertising.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/jingletown/3712124074 |
Or keeping your distance from someone you don't know yet.
www.guykoenigstein.com and www.vincentwittenberg.com |
They pay for a single chair which they can take away to sit in the sun or shade or wherever they want to sit.
www.guykoenigstein.com and www.vincentwittenberg.com |
Miggy: This is like borrowing a supermarket trolley; you get a refund when you return the chair.
Lord Brassica: This is a jolly good idea.
Tamsin: Why don't they have this for beds and then people wouldn't have to sleep on benches?
www.desireepalmen.nl |
This is a sculpture by Dutch artist Desiree Pelman; it's called Park Bench Sleeper.
Lord Brassica: This looks like my son when he sleeps in that park we gave to the National Trust.
His Excellency: Park bench sleepers are criminalised in many urban societies. Issues of status and social class are at work here. It's essentially a power struggle for control of public space.
source unknown |
We're back to benches and beds again.
Miggy: Yes, you can turn a bench into a bed, as we've seen.
And it's quite easy to turn a bed into a bench. Crafty people have been doing it for years.
You start with the bed.
http://www.cantstopmakingthings.com/2011/06/bedbench.html |
And here's the finished bench.
http://www.cantstopmakingthings.com/2011/06/bedbench.html |
Tamsin: Oh, I love the sock monkey!
Lord Brassica: We don't go in for rustic furniture at Drizzly Manor. My wife prefers French provincial.
Miggy: Well, here you go then. A French provincial-style bed, a saw, some upholstery et voilà!
www.etsy.com/shop/LoveFurnitureDesign |
Lord Brassica: This is jolly attractive, what. I'd like to buy it for my wife.
Miggy: You can make one yourself, Lord B. You just need to follow the instructions.
Here some kind soul has left careful instructions showing how to sleep on a bench.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lowfive/ |
Tamsin: These little drawings are sooo cute. It was really nice of someone to leave this.
These instructions were very helpful for this woman.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/essgee/ |
This businessman though just couldn't find his way to dreamland.
http://www.seanhenry.com/ |
Miggy: No wonder. He's resting on his briefcase and he's wearing a suit.
Of course one of the reasons benches are so uncomfortable for sleeping is because some people don't like other people sleeping on benches.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonmullins/ |
Tamsin: I wouldn't be able to sleep if I had this red line cutting through me.
You know how it is in airports: the seats are designed specifically to be as uncomfortable as possible so that you get into practice for the even more uncomfortable seats in the plane.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27228302@N04/ |
Lord Brassica: I don't like to see this kind of thing. They need to buck themselves up and ring for a taxi to take them to a decent hotel. My man can recommend one if they need it. The Ritz is very good. Also the Dorchester.
In some places there are unpleasant signs saying that no one is allowed to sleep on the bench.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomashawk/ |
What, even twins?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sterte/ |
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whatever-/ |
Even very, very tired school boys?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/fstorr/ |
Lord Brassica: When I was at Eton we used to eat our tuck on the bench outside the sweet shop. I have fond memories of being cuffed around the ear by the local PC when we got too rowdy.
Some city centres have proposed Anti Social Behaviour Orders for people sleeping on benches.
https://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/10/some-people-may-find-them-offensive/ |
Our local PC is Willie Wyme, also known as Wyme the Crime. He doesn't seem too bothered about people sleeping on public benches.
However, in many parks and urban spaces benches are off limits for having a kip. It's no good putting a newspaper over your head and trying to catch forty winks.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/freedryk/ |
The law is clear.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/importantyesterday/ |
However, there are ways around this.
1. You can sleep sitting up, avoiding the offensive horizontal position.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/ |
2. You can sleep under the bench, taking care to avoid the bushes, shrubs and foliage.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hollin/ |
3. You can turn to stone, in which case you are too heavy to move.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Uppsala_bench.jpg |
4. You can simply ignore all warnings and drift off.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gazeronly/ |
5. Or you can bring along your Archisuit, which makes it possible to sleep on any unwelcoming bench.
http://www.insecurespaces.net/archisuits.html |
Lord Brassica: That onesie suit is clever but it's not terribly attractive. I can't imagine my wife modelling it at Milan or Paris next season.
Personally, I think the time has come.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/p-dub/ |
I'd like to see welcoming and comfortable benches in lots of public places.
Lord Brassica: This looks jolly relaxing. Wouldn't mind one of these for the little patch of lawn we've got down by the summerhouse.
Miggy: That little patch of lawn is 60 acres. And the summerhouse has twenty-seven bedrooms. I can't see why you'd need the bench.
Anyway, imagine settling down in a cozy bus stop, complete with sofas, tables and TV.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/4nitsirk/ |
Now I have a question for you:
www.musingsfrommara.blogspot.com |
His Excellency: I'd like to chat with some of the great prophets: Mohammed, Buddha, Jesus Christ. And Marilyn Monroe, of course.
Tamsin: I'd like to sit with some cute puppies. Or some kittens. Or bunnies.
Lord Brassica: No doubt about it. The Iron Lady for me.
In the middle of August 2013, Maslin reportedly installed a plaque in a London park to his fictional character Roger Bucklesby – a misanthropic failed author. The bench plaque reads, "In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park, and everyone in it." The image was originally posted on a Twitter account under the description "I was walking through London and came across this bench" and within hours its image went viral, receiving nearly three million views on social media.
Marc is a technical writer from Brighton UK. He writes The Blog of Murk and also takes photos of stuff, for example different views of screws on a red bench. I'm not sure why the screws were there but yes, I Googled bench and screw, and there they were. https://www.flickr.com/photos/murk/915130448/
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:War_Profiteer_Veteran_Cartoon_Life_1919.jpg?uselang=en-gb
Benchvertising is a whole subject in itself. Training shoes, living rooms, homelessness - there's nothing you can't advertise on a bench. For a selection of benchable advertising (and some unsuitable), see
http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/benchvertising.html
The red Bench ad bench was photographed by Hamish Reid in 2009 in Oakland, California. Hamish is another Photographer of the Familiar. He has a website about Jingletown, and a Flickr photo album too. https://www.flickr.com/photos/jingletown/3712124074
During Covid year 2020 Bumble, the women-first social-networking app, introduced socially distanced benches at various locations in Bangalore and Goa in India so that you could put on your best outfits, fight all those butterflies in your stomach, meet your date, make smooth conversations, and still maintain social distancing.
https://www.jwz.org/blog/2015/10/some-people-may-find-them-offensive/
Jordan Dawe's flickr account is part of an attempt to offload parts of his memory onto the internet. If we get neural computer implants someday, he'll load it all back into his head. http://www.flickr.com/photos/freedryk/ He photographed the sculpture of the newspaper sleeper in 2007. I'm fairly sure this is a cast aluminium sculpture by Richard S. Beyer (1925-2012), who has been on Benchsite before. Beyer used humour to affirm the human condition, often making fun of things that limit and debase, such as pretension and complacency. http://www.richbeyersculpture.com
Sarah Ross is a conceptual artist whose works focus on myths of health, safety and cleanliness that surface in the physical and visual structures of everyday spaces. She designed the Archisuit in 2005-2006 as one of four leisure jogging suits made for specific architectural structures in Los Angeles. The suits include the negative space of the structures and allow a wearer to fit into, or onto, structures designed to deny them.
http://www.insecurespaces.net/archisuits.html
PW Fenton from Florida photographed the surreal Dali Time bench in 2008 whilst singing Hello Dali to himself. He has travelled to 21 states and 11 countries - more than Sarah Palin. For a varied and somewhat quirky photostream see his work at http://www.flickr.com/photos/p-dub/
Kristina DC Hoeppner is from Wellington, New Zealand. She is a Bench Person after my own heart. My goodness, what an angle she gets on all kinds of benches. She photographed the comfy bus stop bench at the end of the story. Apparently, the Wellington city council had removed the benches from this bus stop and some generous soul donated couches and other living room furniture. It being Christmas, it was further decorated with the seasonal requisites. How pro-social can you get? http://www.flickr.com/photos/4nitsirk/
Anna Mae Gold lives in Canada. Her blog is about wandering and wondering off the beaten path of life. At www.musingsfrommara.blogspot she shares thoughts, dreams, hopes and a wee bit of wisdom and folly. In a recent post she asked the Bench question at the end of the story, which leads me to ask: Who would you like to share a bench with?