Quick question: do you ever get the feeling that someone's icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter?
Here on Paradise Island it's cold. It's freezing. It's a snowpocalypse.
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Our benches are covered in snow.
Many have turned to ice.
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You can't even sit on them.
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The eve of Saint Agnes was particularly cold:
St Agnes' Eve - Ah, bitter chill it was!
The owl, for all his feathers, was a-cold;
And St. Hilary's Day, January 31st, is said to be the coldest day of the year. How you feel about winter depends on how you feel about snow.
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We could let it go but we're not going to. We need to send someone out on an epic journey to stop us being frozen. Anna is just the person to do it.
She's going to need some help though. How about a rugged iceman and his loyal reindeer?
Meanwhile, here on Paradise Island our friends Stanko and Darko are visiting from Snowvenia.
They are a couple of cheerful fellows, despite coming from a snowbound country. That's Stanko on the left, who looks very much like a penguin. And Darko is on the right looking, um, not very dark.
Welcome, guys. I guess you're used to this weather.
Stanko: The cold never bothered me anyway.
Darko: Me neither.
OK, I believe in you. I guess you've got some good benches to show us from Snowvenia?
Benches? I didn't know anything about that, did you Darko?
I didn't. But we're going to show you some fun things to do on a freezing cold bench!
Yes, here are some very good ideas for celebrating the wonders of winter!
1. Have a picnic!
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Why would I want to do that? The benches are knee-deep in snow.
Yes, they're perfect for a picnic!
Remember to bring bags of ice to keep your food cold!
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Or here's a tip: chip icicles off your bench to put in your snowcone!
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Hmmm. Any better ideas?
Slushpuppies are also good for winter picnics!
Or just a bowl of ice cubes covered with shards of ice!
2. Go down to the seaside and enjoy the view!
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WHAT view? It's absolutely bleak! I can't think what I'd do there.
3. Bring your swimsuit for a dip!
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This idea leaves me cold.
Wait a minute, Stanko, it says No Swimming here!
You're right, Darko. Maybe better to swim in the lake!
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Look, guys, I'm a very keen swimmer. But I draw the line at swimming with icebergs.
Or polar bears.
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I'm also not keen on all these exclamation marks.
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We are trying to light up the dark days of winter!
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Call me unenlightened but an exclamation mark doesn't do it for me.
We feel very sorry for you, Seashell, you are so miserable! You know what they say: you're frozen when your heart is not open.
You need some friends to warm your heart! Don't sit on an ice bench alone!
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In Snowvenia we have many friends!
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Of course! And we fall in love there!
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I already have two husbands, thank you very much. The last thing I need is another man, especially a snow man.
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Though actually this one looks kind of like His Excellency when he sits on the couch watching rugby.
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Stanko, we are having such fun that we are forgetting to make our list of fun things to do in winter!
You're right, Darko! I'll do the next one!
What's this? Someone collapsed in the snow from the sheer misery of winter?
No, this is ice fishing! What a delightful sport!
And ice skating is also jolly good fun!
And ice hockey, Darko! Don't forget ice hockey!
If it's so much fun, why can this woman barely manage a grimace?
You are letting the storm rage on, Seashell.
Well, maybe this will all make sense when I am older.
Did you know you can make a bench from ice hockey sticks?
I did know that. And from skiis too!
And also from sleighs!
Wheeeee! Winter is downhill all the way!
Maybe that's why I'm snow bored.
Very funny, Seashell! So you do have a sense of humour after all!
Our list, Stanko! We need to get back to our list!
4. Keep warm!
But do not run into the fire!
So how do I keep warm then?
How about a nice bowl of pumpkin soup?
Or a lovely latte?
Dress warmly. Wear a cardigan . . .
. . . and gloves . . .
. . . and a woolly hat with a smiley face on it!
No offence, guys, but clothes like these are not going to keep me warm, with or without a smiley face.
Just look at this bench in Fribble town centre: with one glove and a happy hat I'm not going to survive it.
Even Lady Brassica's woollen creations from her studio in Ballyfrumpy won't cope with weather like this.
This Yak Coat is very attractive!
Tamsin is all wrapped up in her greenery but she's still freezing.
Maybe she needs a bench scarf too?
Beautiful! What an opportunity to embrace winter!
5. Which reminds me, you could sit on a bench in the park and eat an ice cream!
6. It's been snowing all over the globe!
You could take your family out to play in the snow!
7. There is loads of wildlife to draw on this time of year!
That's number 7, Stanko. I was going to do number 7.
Sorry, Darko. I'm getting ahead of myself. I didn't sleep very well.
Maybe that's because you're staying in the Ice Cube Hotel?
And we got up very early to go to church!
What fun! We had to dig our way in!
We got there a little late but they still said Take a pew!
And then we couldn't get a taxi! We waited at the bus stop for ages and the bus never came!
The roads were too snowy I think!
We didn't mind. There was a lovely gang of lads having fun at the bus stop!
You know what, guys, you haven't really shown anything fun about winter. All you've shown me is a load of exclamation marks.
I wonder how you survive there in Snowvenia.
And by the way, where is Snowvenia?
It doesn't look particularly snowy on the map.
OK, now I'm convinced.
Hey, look what we've got in our basket!
Snow?
Exclamation marks?
We have brought along some refreshment so we can all enjoy ourselves!
Wow, champagne! Thanks guys!
I notice you used an exclamation mark here, Seashell!
Yes, I allow myself one exclamation mark per blog. Champagne seemed an appropriate use of it.
Old Noah and I tucked into a bottle earlier!
Looks like our police constable has helped himself too.
What a jolly fellow he is! Wyme the Crime really knows how to enjoy winter!
Well, one day when I'm old and wise I'll look back and realise that these were all completely normal events.
But just now we've had a phone call from our friend Troy in Minnesota. He's keeping himself nice and warm in his big knitted sweaters from Ballyfrumpy in Ireland.
I notice he has bare feet!
Yes. Glasses, sweater, bare feet - it could only be Troy.
Or could it?
This is a very good looking sweater!
Bring on the winter!
Bring on the snowflakes!
Look, it's getting really cold.
And a lot of snow has fallen!
Well, rugged Kristoff and brave Anna have failed to halt the Snow Queen's icy powers. So here you go, Darko, here's a bench for you to clear.
As for you, Stanko, you can clear the snow off our new penguin bench.
And then you can dig out my house.
But we didn't come here to shovel snow!
We're visitors! We shouldn't have to do this!
I hate shovelling snow!
If I get sweaty my arms will melt!
So winter's such fun is it? OK then, guys. Get shovelling!
That's another exclamation mark, Seashell. Just saying.
Credits
If you've been living in Antarctica in a snow hut without any communication with the world you may not know that Frozen is the original Disney movie, loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen's The Snow Queen. To cut a long story short, Elsa's icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter. And now in 2019 there's Frozen II, so we're feeling colder than ever. Let the Storm Rage On!
For reasons which aren't entirely clear, her brave sister Anna sets off for North Mountain to try to persuade Elsa to warm up. The weird thing is, Anna wears a flimsy pink cape for this extraordinary journey. Anna doesn't travel alone of course.
She's accompanied by Kristoff, the rugged iceman, and Sven his loyal reindeer. (Any similarity between Kristoff and Troy is purely coincidental.) Please note also: the reindeer pictured is chocolate. There is also a snowman involved, name of Olaf. Apparently Darko tried out for the part of Olaf in the Snowvenian version of the film but didn't get it, which is why he's here shovelling snow for me.
Kelly Riley is an artist and musician in Bend, Oregon. She took the photo of the first snow-covered bench near Bend in 2013, and also the bench made from skiis. She's a keen cross-country skiier and often skiis in the Seven Sisters mountains near Bend. The last photo is not my house but the Swampy Lakes Ski shelter. Kelly makes delightful wool sculptures from her own wool - well, I mean wool belonging to her own sheep. Nora featured earlier in The Year of the Goat and Baaaaaad Sheep Benches.
Stanko and Darko claim to be from the snow-bound republic of Snowvenia but despite the map, I'm not convinced. In a future story I shall be checking out whether Snowvenia actually exists. In the meantime, find out why we all scream for ice cream benches and Snowvenia's important role in the history of snow cones.
Some confusion here I think. The wooden bench with inscribed arms is from Slovenia. That's Snow with an L. The bench was photographed by Miggy at Lake Bohinj.
The first picnic table under deep snow is in the Wiehen Hills near Nonnenstein Mountain in Rödinghausen, District of Herford, North Rhine Westphalia,Germany . It was photographed in January 2010 and put onto Wikimedia by TUBS. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:R%C3%B6dinghausen_2009-01-10_044.jpg?uselang=en-gb
Stefelix is from Italy and his profile shows an interest in spontaneous art. His album covers home, religions, plants and trees, modes of transport, Syria, and the beaches, including the bleak blue beach in Jurmala, Latvia. It was photographed on Christmas Day 2009. https://www.flickr.com/photos/stefelix/4234259496
Then again, you always get someone who's prepared to break the rules. Andrey Papko is from Murmansk in Russia. He's an Extreme Winter Swimmer. On the day this photo was taken the air temperature was -15°C and the water was a balmy 2°C https://www.flickr.com/photos/andrey_747/6776208229
The polar bear swimming is Patches, photographed by Valerie Engelleiter, who is a volunteer at the North Carolina Zoo (USA). She also works for Polar Bears International. If you look through her photos and sets you will see her love of bears. In November 2010 she was invited to Churchill,Manitoba by Polar Bears International and for her, seeing polar bears in their natural environment was a dream come true. Valerie's stunning animal photographs are at https://www.flickr.com/photos/ucumari/13057927464
Thanks to punctuation geeks like myself on Flickr, I was lucky enough to find a snowy exclamation mark! Isn't life great! https://www.flickr.com/photos/pictoscribe/4246687403 It's by Peter Prehen, photographed in Leavensworth in January 2010. Here is Peter's comment on the photo: Somehow, imperfections from a knot in the grain of the wood, provided a slightly more gravity overcomeable place to cling and aggregate, thus further weathering this spot more intensensely than the surrounding grain which is probably more porous and dryer...
The snow couple sitting on a bench were in the Edinburgh Botanic Garden in December 2005. They were photographed by Magnus Hagdor http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Snowmen_at_Edinburgh_Botanic_Garden,_Edinburgh,_Scotland-5Dec2010.jpg?uselang=en-gb
Jim Henderson photographed Ice Hot Passion in Madison Square in New York City on February 11, 2010. Whose passion? Well, the snow woman stares coldly ahead
as her mate loses his head (neck not reinforced by twigs) smooching with a warm
woman on a sunny afternoon. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ice_hot_passion_Mad_Sq_jeh.JPG?uselang=en-gb For some hearty Valentine benches, see http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/02/hearty-heart-benches-for-valentines-day.html
The snow man on a bench alone was a weary winter walker, according to photographer Mick Lobb at Geograph, who saw him on January 6, 2010 at Llantwit Major in the Vale of Glamorgan in Wales. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bench_for_a_weary_walker_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1653479.jpg?uselang=en-gb Mick decided that the best thing was to leave him there, overlooking the Bristol Channel.
The blue person face down on the ice is my friend Lynne Woodward, who lives in Kiruna in Sweden. And she really is ice fishing. That's her sitting on an ice bench. She also took the photo of the beautiful church in Kiruna, and the icy pews inside the Ice Church. Lynne and Rolf run a very friendly B&B and know a lot about local customs and events. http://www.68degrees.se/ Oh, that B&Bs were always like this! Lynne writes a lively blog at http://www.blog.68degrees.se/ It's Everything You Want to Know About Sweden and some gorgeous photos as well.
The little hats were photographed by Mungo at the Brighstone Christmas Tree Festival on the Isle of Wight in 2013.
James Forsyth from Geneva describes himself as an amateur enthusiast. He photographed these very icy benches in 2012 at Versoix near Geneva. https://www.flickr.com/photos/merlune/6871724209 He has photographed many icy things which are well worth a look. For more lovely benches from Switzerland see http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/getting-high-on-alpine-benches.html You will see my friend Heidi there and may recognise her; she's much prettier than the frozen Anna.
Lady Brassica's Yak coat is from her AW2014 collection. Her designs are made at Studio Ballyfrumpy in County Offhand in Ireland, where the good ladies of Ballyfrumpy hand knit and hand crochet each quality item. Lady B is a fashionista and former model with Studio Joop from Overbearing inHolland Troy
The Bench scarf was given to me by my dear friend Sheila B, who takes many pictures for Benchsite. This particular picture was taken by me. For real warmth, you need a logbench fire though. Maybe also a comforting piece of cake http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/log-benches-just-logs-and-cake.html
Tamsin Pink is wearing the woolly green coat in a snow-blanketed town. The town, apparently, is Parry Sound, Ontario. It was coloured by me from the best-ever adult colouring book Fantastic Cities by Steve McDonald. Tamsin is the mother of the stork-delivered baby Isambard Kevin, who appeared in 2013 on the morning of Tamsin's wedding. That was a long time ago and now she has a different fiance altogether. That's Garcon Orange, a formidable fellow from France. Tamsin works here in
Fribble-under-Par in the Not Quite Good Enough pharmacy. She has a rather odd perspective on life, as shown in the post she helped
me with about big
and small benches. If you think size doesn't matter, you ought to see
it.
www.flickr.com/photos/25559122@N06/4070404104/ The pony is from Marilynjane at
www.flickr.com/photos/marilynjane/ and the bench comes from Ruby's own stock.
The bench under a snowy awning is apparently not a bus stop after all. It's called Winter in Kharkiv, photographed in January 2010 by Корниенко Виктор. The Source is собственное фото
The Fribble Agro is as near as we come to a gang here on Paradise Island. The Agro consists of four n'er-do-wells. Root is the son of Lord and Lady Brassica of Drizzly.Whilst Lady B is gorgeous and Lord B is wealthy and personable, Root has none of these qualities. In fact, he has no qualities whatsoever. Biff is a purple menace and Sk8T is well, interested in skateboards. Finally, there's Hood-D, a strange character who looks like a halfwit but actually has an MA in Fine Arts. The Agro mostly hang out at the Fribble bus shelter but they actually have some hidden talents as critics, which became apparent in my Bus Stop benches blog last year.
The man pointing to a map is William J. Young of Drouin, Victoria in a photo taken in 1944. Drouin is obviously not Snowvenia; he's pointing to a map in Australia. The photo comes from the National Library of Australia on the glorious Flickr Commons site at https://www.flickr.com/photos/national_library_of_australia_commons/6174070848 nla.gov.au/nla.pic-an24190093
Old Noah dates from biblical times and has a history of saving animal benches. Here in Fribble he saved all our animal benches for World Animals Day. There are all the favourite animals, of course - tigers, camels, pandas, giraffe - but Noah also managed to get some lesser loved creatures - wombats, even a preying mantis - onto the ark.
Police Constable Willie Wyme just about keeps the peace here on Paradise Island, though on one occasion Willie himself was jailed for an illegal smile. In his defence, there were a lot of interesting smile benches; it's just the one that was illegal.
Troy
Innocent is Lord and Lady Brassica's daughter-in-law, married to their numpty son Root at a festive Scottish celebration last year. Innocent has emerged from her convent nursing dress into something of a fashion icon. She has become a world class fashion model for Studio Joop, from Overbearing inHolland
The Brrrrrrrilliant Brrrr bench was photographed in Decatur, Illinois in December 2006. The photographer is Tim O'Bryan, who now lives in Chicago. https://www.flickr.com/photos/rofflcopterr/398552083
The Penguin Bench is the latest in a long line of community benches here in Fribble-under-Par. Normally they are commissioned by Lord Brassica, Fifth Earl of Drizzly, in honour of something or other. On this occasion the people of Fribble just wanted to mark the visit of Stanko and Darko, and perhaps to show their gratitude for all the champagne.
If reading this has made you feel cold, why not warm up with two of my hottest blogs - Dogs Days of August and http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/summer-bench-days-are-here-again.html
You're right, Darko! I'll do the next one!
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What's this? Someone collapsed in the snow from the sheer misery of winter?
No, this is ice fishing! What a delightful sport!
And ice skating is also jolly good fun!
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And ice hockey, Darko! Don't forget ice hockey!
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If it's so much fun, why can this woman barely manage a grimace?
You are letting the storm rage on, Seashell.
Well, maybe this will all make sense when I am older.
Did you know you can make a bench from ice hockey sticks?
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I did know that. And from skiis too!
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And also from sleighs!
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Wheeeee! Winter is downhill all the way!
Maybe that's why I'm snow bored.
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Very funny, Seashell! So you do have a sense of humour after all!
Our list, Stanko! We need to get back to our list!
4. Keep warm!
But do not run into the fire!
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So how do I keep warm then?
How about a nice bowl of pumpkin soup?
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Or a lovely latte?
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Dress warmly. Wear a cardigan . . .
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. . . and gloves . . .
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. . . and a woolly hat with a smiley face on it!
No offence, guys, but clothes like these are not going to keep me warm, with or without a smiley face.
Just look at this bench in Fribble town centre: with one glove and a happy hat I'm not going to survive it.
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Even Lady Brassica's woollen creations from her studio in Ballyfrumpy won't cope with weather like this.
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This Yak Coat is very attractive!
Tamsin is all wrapped up in her greenery but she's still freezing.
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Maybe she needs a bench scarf too?
Beautiful! What an opportunity to embrace winter!
5. Which reminds me, you could sit on a bench in the park and eat an ice cream!
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6. It's been snowing all over the globe!
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You could take your family out to play in the snow!
7. There is loads of wildlife to draw on this time of year!
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That's number 7, Stanko. I was going to do number 7.
Is it the one about eating yellow snow?
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Sorry, Darko. I'm getting ahead of myself. I didn't sleep very well.
Maybe that's because you're staying in the Ice Cube Hotel?
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And we got up very early to go to church!
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What fun! We had to dig our way in!
We got there a little late but they still said Take a pew!
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And then we couldn't get a taxi! We waited at the bus stop for ages and the bus never came!
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The roads were too snowy I think!
We didn't mind. There was a lovely gang of lads having fun at the bus stop!
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You know what, guys, you haven't really shown anything fun about winter. All you've shown me is a load of exclamation marks.
I wonder how you survive there in Snowvenia.
And by the way, where is Snowvenia?
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It doesn't look particularly snowy on the map.
OK, now I'm convinced.
Hey, look what we've got in our basket!
Snow?
Exclamation marks?
We have brought along some refreshment so we can all enjoy ourselves!
Wow, champagne! Thanks guys!
I notice you used an exclamation mark here, Seashell!
Yes, I allow myself one exclamation mark per blog. Champagne seemed an appropriate use of it.
Old Noah and I tucked into a bottle earlier!
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Looks like our police constable has helped himself too.
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What a jolly fellow he is! Wyme the Crime really knows how to enjoy winter!
Well, one day when I'm old and wise I'll look back and realise that these were all completely normal events.
But just now we've had a phone call from our friend Troy in Minnesota. He's keeping himself nice and warm in his big knitted sweaters from Ballyfrumpy in Ireland.
I notice he has bare feet!
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Yes. Glasses, sweater, bare feet - it could only be Troy.
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Or could it?
This is a very good looking sweater!
Bring on the winter!
Bring on the snowflakes!
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Look, it's getting really cold.
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And a lot of snow has fallen!
Well, rugged Kristoff and brave Anna have failed to halt the Snow Queen's icy powers. So here you go, Darko, here's a bench for you to clear.
As for you, Stanko, you can clear the snow off our new penguin bench.
And then you can dig out my house.
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But we didn't come here to shovel snow!
We're visitors! We shouldn't have to do this!
I hate shovelling snow!
If I get sweaty my arms will melt!
So winter's such fun is it? OK then, guys. Get shovelling!
That's another exclamation mark, Seashell. Just saying.
Credits
If you've been living in Antarctica in a snow hut without any communication with the world you may not know that Frozen is the original Disney movie, loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen's The Snow Queen. To cut a long story short, Elsa's icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter. And now in 2019 there's Frozen II, so we're feeling colder than ever. Let the Storm Rage On!
For reasons which aren't entirely clear, her brave sister Anna sets off for North Mountain to try to persuade Elsa to warm up. The weird thing is, Anna wears a flimsy pink cape for this extraordinary journey. Anna doesn't travel alone of course.
Kelly Riley is an artist and musician in Bend, Oregon. She took the photo of the first snow-covered bench near Bend in 2013, and also the bench made from skiis. She's a keen cross-country skiier and often skiis in the Seven Sisters mountains near Bend. The last photo is not my house but the Swampy Lakes Ski shelter. Kelly makes delightful wool sculptures from her own wool - well, I mean wool belonging to her own sheep. Nora featured earlier in The Year of the Goat and Baaaaaad Sheep Benches.
The message Sit on a snow bench was seen by Lauro Maia in Urbana , Illinois back in
The cold owl of St. Agnes's Eve appeared on Benchsite last time, when we did the Great British Bird Bench survey. St. Agnes Day is on January 21st, which means that the Eve is on . . . you do the math. In Aristotle's Last Legacy (1711) the instructions for St Agnes Day are that you should urinate on sprigs of rosemary and thyme, put the sprigs in your shoes, place your shoes at the head of the bed and repeat an incantation to the saint. I haven't tried it but if you do, let me know how you get on.
The woman in the bird cage is a photo made by Kathryn (Kat B) on January 28, 2010. It is Day 246 out of 365 she took that year. Kathryn explains it like this: I wanted to personify winter and spring. I'm so sick of this
cold, dark, and deary winter! Spring feels like it's just around the corner but
I can't get to it just yet. *sigh* I miss the spring time. Anyway, everything
you see in this picture is a brush. I created the room last night (yeah I
cheated a little) using nothing but brushes I found on deviantart. Then I took
a picture of me today, put on the dress using a brush and walla. https://www.flickr.com/photos/56695083@N00/4312371320 Kat B's photography is well worth checking out.
Stanko and Darko claim to be from the snow-bound republic of Snowvenia but despite the map, I'm not convinced. In a future story I shall be checking out whether Snowvenia actually exists. In the meantime, find out why we all scream for ice cream benches and Snowvenia's important role in the history of snow cones.
Some confusion here I think. The wooden bench with inscribed arms is from Slovenia. That's Snow with an L. The bench was photographed by Miggy at Lake Bohinj.
The first picnic table under deep snow is in the Wiehen Hills near Nonnenstein Mountain in Rödinghausen, District of Herford, North Rhine Westphalia,
Cube Test is a photo by Irish Eyes, taken in Cashel, Tipperary in December 2010. For one solid week, this bench had two bags of frozen ice
cubes--day and night https://www.flickr.com/photos/irisheyes/5277200595 Irish Eyes is also known as Irish Typepad. He comes from Lancaster, Pennsylvania but currently teaches college courses in media writing, media studies, public relations and multimedia programming in Cashel, Ireland. And top o' the mornin' to ye if you're interested in Irish benches
The Cold Seat is the bench with icicles. It's a photo by Joe De Souza from Ontario, taken in 2013. Just going by his albums, Joe likes vintage cars and trucks a lot, and also waterfalls https://www.flickr.com/photos/mustangjoe/11498488265 If you're interested in stuff that falls, see http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/falling-for-autumn-benches.html
Stefelix is from Italy and his profile shows an interest in spontaneous art. His album covers home, religions, plants and trees, modes of transport, Syria, and the beaches, including the bleak blue beach in Jurmala, Latvia. It was photographed on Christmas Day 2009. https://www.flickr.com/photos/stefelix/4234259496
If you're a regular reader of Benchsite you will know that I'm a very keen swimmer. I even have my own swimming bench. I pay tribute to other people's swimming benches. The sign says No Swimming but Chad Cooper says I don't think that'll be a problem; that's the title of the photo. Chad Cooper took it in January 2013. He lives in Buffalo and has a lot of gorgeous photos in his photostream https://www.flickr.com/photos/chadcooperphotos/8346793061
The polar bear swimming is Patches, photographed by Valerie Engelleiter, who is a volunteer at the North Carolina Zoo (USA). She also works for Polar Bears International. If you look through her photos and sets you will see her love of bears. In November 2010 she was invited to Churchill,
Thanks to punctuation geeks like myself on Flickr, I was lucky enough to find a snowy exclamation mark! Isn't life great! https://www.flickr.com/photos/pictoscribe/4246687403 It's by Peter Prehen, photographed in Leavensworth in January 2010. Here is Peter's comment on the photo: Somehow, imperfections from a knot in the grain of the wood, provided a slightly more gravity overcomeable place to cling and aggregate, thus further weathering this spot more intensensely than the surrounding grain which is probably more porous and dryer...
The lit up LED bench is from Led Furniture in Shenzhen , Guangdong
The snow couple sitting on a bench were in the Edinburgh Botanic Garden in December 2005. They were photographed by Magnus Hagdor http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Snowmen_at_Edinburgh_Botanic_Garden,_Edinburgh,_Scotland-5Dec2010.jpg?uselang=en-gb
Yes, I have two husbands. One is Mungo, my
imaginary husband and the other is His Excellency, who has a reputation for
destruction, even when he means well. He's a philosopher and, to say the least,
not a very practical person. You can appreciate his difficulties if you know
his history. Mungo, on the other hand, keeps a good workbench. Read about both
of them at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/workbench-wonders-two-husbands-lots-of.html
The two cheerful snowmen are a bench in a garden centre in North Yorkshire in 2024. They were photographed by June Adamson, an enthusiastic contributor to the Bench Appreciation Collective on Facebook.
The snow man on a bench alone was a weary winter walker, according to photographer Mick Lobb at Geograph, who saw him on January 6, 2010 at Llantwit Major in the Vale of Glamorgan in Wales. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bench_for_a_weary_walker_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1653479.jpg?uselang=en-gb Mick decided that the best thing was to leave him there, overlooking the Bristol Channel.
The blue person face down on the ice is my friend Lynne Woodward, who lives in Kiruna in Sweden. And she really is ice fishing. That's her sitting on an ice bench. She also took the photo of the beautiful church in Kiruna, and the icy pews inside the Ice Church. Lynne and Rolf run a very friendly B&B and know a lot about local customs and events. http://www.68degrees.se/ Oh, that B&Bs were always like this! Lynne writes a lively blog at http://www.blog.68degrees.se/ It's Everything You Want to Know About Sweden and some gorgeous photos as well.
The painting with the ice skaters is Szene beim Schlittschuhlaufen by Fritz von Uhde (1848-1911). Its source is http://kykolnik.dreamwidth.org/ and it is in the public domain
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Benched. The Canadian hockey girl is from 1904 and is part of the Canadian Copyright Collection held by the British Library for the Picturing Canada Project (copyright number 15498). It's Series no. 2,
photo no. 2, photographed by William Elisha Maw. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Benched_The_Canadian_hockey_girl_Series_no_2,_photo_no_2_(HS85-10-15498).jpg?uselang=en-gb
Nedra is a reading teacher who lives in Utica. She is a proud mom of two; she and her son saw the hockey stick bench outside a shop. Now that the kids are grown, Nedra has got herself a good digital camera and is back to taking nature photos. And hockey stick benches too. https://www.flickr.com/photos/nedrai/4216031343 Actually, you can make benches from all sorts of sports equipment, including brilliant bikes.
Maddy took the photo of the snowboard bench outside the Totally Board shop in Truckee, California. That was in 2011, when Maddy said she's a total beginner with photography. In the meantime, she's a dinosaur tamer and originates from Noneya. I wonder if she means Narnia? Maybe I've got the wrong lion, witch, wardrobe. https://www.flickr.com/photos/holzapple/5749519480
Tigloulou's photo albums show that she is very well travelled but her special place is Chamonix in the Alps. She photographed the lovely sleigh bench there in February 2006. https://www.flickr.com/photos/73622727@N00/126469087
I get high on mountains too; see my alpine bench adventure at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/getting-high-on-alpine-benches.html
The brilliant cardigan-wrapped chair is called Chairwear from http://www.claireanneobrien.com/projects/chairwear Originally from County Cork in Ireland, Claire-Anne O'Brien lives and works in London producing textiles for furniture, space and product. Specialising in constructed textiles, material properties and textile technique are explored through hands-on experimentation. With a sculptural approach, Claire-Anne investigates form, construction and scale through textiles. Shows include London Design Festival, Milan Furniture Fair, Wool Modern and Spinexpo. In 2011 she received the Future Makers Award from the Crafts Council of Ireland. www.claireanneobrien.comNedra is a reading teacher who lives in Utica. She is a proud mom of two; she and her son saw the hockey stick bench outside a shop. Now that the kids are grown, Nedra has got herself a good digital camera and is back to taking nature photos. And hockey stick benches too. https://www.flickr.com/photos/nedrai/4216031343 Actually, you can make benches from all sorts of sports equipment, including brilliant bikes.
Maddy took the photo of the snowboard bench outside the Totally Board shop in Truckee, California. That was in 2011, when Maddy said she's a total beginner with photography. In the meantime, she's a dinosaur tamer and originates from Noneya. I wonder if she means Narnia? Maybe I've got the wrong lion, witch, wardrobe. https://www.flickr.com/photos/holzapple/5749519480
Tigloulou's photo albums show that she is very well travelled but her special place is Chamonix in the Alps. She photographed the lovely sleigh bench there in February 2006. https://www.flickr.com/photos/73622727@N00/126469087
I get high on mountains too; see my alpine bench adventure at http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/getting-high-on-alpine-benches.html
Looking for company - alone and left behind. That's the single glove with dew droplets on it, left on a bench (or put there to be found) in Bern ,
Aargauerstalden in Switzerland. Karsten Seiferlin from Neuenegg, Switzerland took the photo for a Happy Bench Monday in February 2012. There are quite a few snowy benches in his photostream https://www.flickr.com/photos/timecaptured/6906139901/
The little hats were photographed by Mungo at the Brighstone Christmas Tree Festival on the Isle of Wight in 2013.
James Forsyth from Geneva describes himself as an amateur enthusiast. He photographed these very icy benches in 2012 at Versoix near Geneva. https://www.flickr.com/photos/merlune/6871724209 He has photographed many icy things which are well worth a look. For more lovely benches from Switzerland see http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/getting-high-on-alpine-benches.html You will see my friend Heidi there and may recognise her; she's much prettier than the frozen Anna.
Lady Brassica's Yak coat is from her AW2014 collection. Her designs are made at Studio Ballyfrumpy in County Offhand in Ireland, where the good ladies of Ballyfrumpy hand knit and hand crochet each quality item. Lady B is a fashionista and former model with Studio Joop from Overbearing in
The Bench scarf was given to me by my dear friend Sheila B, who takes many pictures for Benchsite. This particular picture was taken by me. For real warmth, you need a log
On January 4, 2004 storm chasers Patrick Cool & Tom Stefanac documented a
major lake effect snow squall, which produced snowfall rates as high
as 15cm per hour. The squall dropped 60cm of snow in the community of Wasaga Beach, Ontario Wasaga Beach are buried by 60 centimeters (24
inches) of snow shortly after 9 pm. For more images and a full account please
refer to http://www.vaughanweather.com/winter/01_07_04.html The file is reused under the Vaughan
Weather License Agreement from http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wasaga_Beach_60_cm_snow_12_hours_Jan04_01.JPG?uselang=en-gb
The Visitor is the person on a bench and a pony in the snow. https://www.flickr.com/photos/rubyblossom/4815459962 It was digital challenge #163 for Ruby Blossom back in 2010. www.flickr.com/groups/380546@N22/discuss/72157624535534444/
Ruby gives thanks to the following: Source photo#1# Ochileer www.flickr.com/photos/ochileer/4808677706/ and Source#2~Sammydavisdog~
The two ice blocks are not beds but benches. And they're not in the Ice Hotel but in a shop in Munich (Kältekammer (Globetrotter-Filiale) zum Austesten
von Kleidungsstücken). The author is Mattes at http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:K%C3%A4ltekammer_(Globetrotter-Filiale_M%C3%BCnchen).JPG?uselang=en-gb
The Fribble Agro is as near as we come to a gang here on Paradise Island. The Agro consists of four n'er-do-wells. Root is the son of Lord and Lady Brassica of Drizzly.Whilst Lady B is gorgeous and Lord B is wealthy and personable, Root has none of these qualities. In fact, he has no qualities whatsoever. Biff is a purple menace and Sk8T is well, interested in skateboards. Finally, there's Hood-D, a strange character who looks like a halfwit but actually has an MA in Fine Arts. The Agro mostly hang out at the Fribble bus shelter but they actually have some hidden talents as critics, which became apparent in my Bus Stop benches blog last year.
The man pointing to a map is William J. Young of Drouin, Victoria in a photo taken in 1944. Drouin is obviously not Snowvenia; he's pointing to a map in Australia. The photo comes from the National Library of Australia on the glorious Flickr Commons site at https://www.flickr.com/photos/national_library_of_australia_commons/6174070848 nla.gov.au/nla.pic-an24190093
Old Noah dates from biblical times and has a history of saving animal benches. Here in Fribble he saved all our animal benches for World Animals Day. There are all the favourite animals, of course - tigers, camels, pandas, giraffe - but Noah also managed to get some lesser loved creatures - wombats, even a preying mantis - onto the ark.
Police Constable Willie Wyme just about keeps the peace here on Paradise Island, though on one occasion Willie himself was jailed for an illegal smile. In his defence, there were a lot of interesting smile benches; it's just the one that was illegal.
Innocent is Lord and Lady Brassica's daughter-in-law, married to their numpty son Root at a festive Scottish celebration last year. Innocent has emerged from her convent nursing dress into something of a fashion icon. She has become a world class fashion model for Studio Joop, from Overbearing in
The Brrrrrrrilliant Brrrr bench was photographed in Decatur, Illinois in December 2006. The photographer is Tim O'Bryan, who now lives in Chicago. https://www.flickr.com/photos/rofflcopterr/398552083
The Penguin Bench is the latest in a long line of community benches here in Fribble-under-Par. Normally they are commissioned by Lord Brassica, Fifth Earl of Drizzly, in honour of something or other. On this occasion the people of Fribble just wanted to mark the visit of Stanko and Darko, and perhaps to show their gratitude for all the champagne.
If reading this has made you feel cold, why not warm up with two of my hottest blogs - Dogs Days of August and http://benchsite.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/summer-bench-days-are-here-again.html
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